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Turbo Ethan
@turbo-ethan.bsky.social
Just like a regular Ethan only faster.
Gday.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m not using or contributing to that maniac’s products. No Tesla, no Twitter, my flame thrower is a bic lighter & Lynx Africa can, and when I went to space I used public transport NOT space X.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Plus the bulk of Australia’s “mass shootings” are targeted gangland bullshit where thugs kill each other.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Need to note that of the very few “mass shootings” Australia had in the last 20 years most were targeted gangland shootings.
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Now now Apu, no need to thank me..
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Flava Claus is a pirate. I understand now.
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I see, all animals you can catch with a bait night show.
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Had a mad time when I saw this live, I even caught a d8 from Murph! I don’t use it, I want to roll well, it’s just nice to have.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
IDK I watched a pretty awesome comedy special on YouTube about a month ago 😁
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I feel like I achieve more with a stand up pee.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Wait, she could tell the future and still decided to have a açai bowl at the house she would be arrested at? Brave.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Yeah we know that. Can you ensure your party peers understand this?
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Got ‘em. GOT ‘EM!

For real though it is difficult to think of a more suitable personalisation of the Democratic Party’s flaccidity during these hard times.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In 19 months from now this photo will be investigated and scrutinised for clues leading to some sort of website, counting down access to a lost bonus episode.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Real love is being given some of that extra leg room cause airplane seats aren’t built for men who squat.
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had wanted to attend the WC with friends, Americans are so friendly. But the aggressive politics coming out of that part of the world, increased fees and risk of just being detained or deported in arrival, I am not planning and spending in that trip when there is so much risk of it going wrong.
August 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Ooooo you could knit one!
August 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This joke has a lot of moving parts..
August 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM