Lane Meyer
tunaslurpee.bsky.social
Lane Meyer
@tunaslurpee.bsky.social
… a man who knows how to ski
What I'd really like is a promise of a check from a branch of government that regularly and whimsically stops paying bills without warning

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The people can buy their own……. policy? From who, Don?
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Pages looks so lost at the pla--oh, well, yeah, expecte-- . . . holy shit. @chadmoriyama.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
lolmets
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Kill at a black church: mental illness
Kill at an ICE facility: left wing terrorism
Kill a Democratic state rep: mental illness
Kill a fascist cosplayer: left wing terrorism.
September 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Earning that Peace Prize
September 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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“I had a press ID round my neck, a large camera, a video camera … I was making a point of making myself visible as media,” he tells The Times
British photographer, 60, shot by police at LA riots
www.thetimes.com
June 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Said no one ev--wait, what?
May 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Narrator: This is demonstrably untrue.
May 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
All these motherfuckers get whiny when they find out they have to do actual work. All of them: bsky.app/profile/atru...
Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling... I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard."

(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
May 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So he wants a millionaire tax?

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Musk ‘Disappointed’ With Major Trump Policy Bill, Saying It Will Increase Deficit
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hear me out: put the sensor on the faucet next to where the water comes out, facing downward. My hands are definitely in that position.
May 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So, how I understand it is, the government is gonna borrow money to pay rich people?
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Duolingo is so woke I’m worried it’s going to get shut down.
May 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Moving the goalposts from Day One to, you know, two or three years.
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US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Rebalancing of China economy towards consumption and US economy towards manufacturing in two to three years would be a huge win - JPMorgan session.
April 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Time for Chuck Schumer to meet…Chuck Schumer.
March 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
With Trump's open door policy for Afrikaaners, now the only import cheaper in the US is white supremacists.
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Country music halftime show making me wonder how Texas could’ve possibly lost the civil war
November 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
On deck 2025: Poland
November 6, 2024 at 10:30 PM
October 31, 2024 at 4:05 AM