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god that other place sucked
(beat) I AM TWELVE is gonna be up there with "We're just normal men" for getting a smile from me every time
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hear amateur submarine building is what true alphas are into
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Skeets too. Stop it. Get help.
"The ______ says. . ." headline/chyron format needs to die a fiery death. It needs to get to a point where it panned enough that doing so is cause for immediate termination and blackballing from the industry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Jordan It's Complicated
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You misspelled "I am calling on Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin to step down from leadership immediately and will cast my vote to remove them should it be required."

Should have done it 8 months ago after the first debacle tbh. Great "leadership" Tammy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
To the metaverse where people can bid over real estate in a virtual rendering of your colon. You'd be losing money not to do it!
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
dudes rock
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
People who get irrationally angry because their customers service rep has an accent are totally gonna be fine with Clippy crossed with Congressman Murray from Parks and Rec
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
He and Grimes bonded over Roko's Basilisk if that gives a hint at how simple it is to "haunt" him
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
driest powder in history
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Take this keep our powder dry bullshit and shove it up your ass
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What are you talking about? No seriously, be specific, how in any way shape or form will Republicans be in any worse position than they are literally right now after being let off the hook for 4 weeks. This is extreme loser shit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by tbd
will dems defund ICE or do anything about the rampant kidnappings and see some accountability for the law breaking? well, is anyone in leadership or with a major profile in the party talking about that? no? then the answer is “no”
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry, I think you meant to type "I'm calling for Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin to step down from their leadership positions immediately, and will vote for their removal should it come to that"
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM