Tim D
@tuggyt.bsky.social
“S.O.B.E.R. Stands for ’son of a bitch everything’s real’” - Gary Busey
Waiting for the announcement
a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom
ALT: a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Waiting for the announcement
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
Twitter has Nazis, facebook has too many old people, bluesky is boring, and Reddit always manages to get me to argue with strangers. Social media really sucks.
March 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Twitter has Nazis, facebook has too many old people, bluesky is boring, and Reddit always manages to get me to argue with strangers. Social media really sucks.
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"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
Watching this snl concert and mumford and sons look like they’re bored as hell
February 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Watching this snl concert and mumford and sons look like they’re bored as hell
When covid was first in the news I was sure that it wasn’t going to be a big deal any more than some people who seem to get e coli from chipotle seemingly once a year or whatever.Then I was wrong obviously. Way harder to have that mentality again this time.
BREAKING: VIRUS FROM NEVADA DAIRY WORKER WITH BIRD FLU HAS THE SAME GENETIC MUTATION seen in the Nevada cows – a change of PB2 D701N that has previously been assoc with more efficient virus replication in ppl & mammals.
CDC told Fortune that the D1.1 variant in this worker is the same strain of
CDC told Fortune that the D1.1 variant in this worker is the same strain of
February 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When covid was first in the news I was sure that it wasn’t going to be a big deal any more than some people who seem to get e coli from chipotle seemingly once a year or whatever.Then I was wrong obviously. Way harder to have that mentality again this time.
Uncle O’Grimacey fucking rules
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Uncle O’Grimacey fucking rules
Currently on the level of boredom where I can’t think of anything even potentially interesting to do
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Currently on the level of boredom where I can’t think of anything even potentially interesting to do
Got a republican on Reddit to rage delete his account earlier. It’s a good day.
February 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Got a republican on Reddit to rage delete his account earlier. It’s a good day.
Genuinely interested in facebook reels. Every single one of them seems to be made by the exact same type of really boring people. They are always in sweatpants and live in houses where everything is white or grey. No idea who these are for.
January 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Genuinely interested in facebook reels. Every single one of them seems to be made by the exact same type of really boring people. They are always in sweatpants and live in houses where everything is white or grey. No idea who these are for.
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No, I don’t want AI to help me write a caption.
If I’m too stupid to write a caption, nothing I have to say is worth writing down.
If I’m too stupid to write a caption, nothing I have to say is worth writing down.
January 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No, I don’t want AI to help me write a caption.
If I’m too stupid to write a caption, nothing I have to say is worth writing down.
If I’m too stupid to write a caption, nothing I have to say is worth writing down.
Five years late on it but just watched Ju-on Origins in one sitting and I have never understood anything less in my entire life. Yet I still really liked it…?
January 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Five years late on it but just watched Ju-on Origins in one sitting and I have never understood anything less in my entire life. Yet I still really liked it…?
Saw a job listing to hand out free samples at a grocery store part time and it listed a bachelor’s degree as a minimum requirement. Jesus Christ.
January 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Saw a job listing to hand out free samples at a grocery store part time and it listed a bachelor’s degree as a minimum requirement. Jesus Christ.
Dear Snapchat,
Please stop sending me notifications every time someone posts a story. I barely use you as it is.
Please stop sending me notifications every time someone posts a story. I barely use you as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dear Snapchat,
Please stop sending me notifications every time someone posts a story. I barely use you as it is.
Please stop sending me notifications every time someone posts a story. I barely use you as it is.
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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Like everyone else, my feed is full of the news that…
CHARO TURNS 74 TODAY!
CHARO TURNS 74 TODAY!
January 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Like everyone else, my feed is full of the news that…
CHARO TURNS 74 TODAY!
CHARO TURNS 74 TODAY!
Just ate $40 worth of Chinese food. I’m taking having a broken wrist way too casually.
January 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just ate $40 worth of Chinese food. I’m taking having a broken wrist way too casually.
Idea for johnny depp and tim burton to do another movie together: ed wood scissorhands
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Idea for johnny depp and tim burton to do another movie together: ed wood scissorhands
The first time I saw gladiator 2 I wondered why the one emperor looked weird and completely missed the line about him losing his mind from syphilis
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The first time I saw gladiator 2 I wondered why the one emperor looked weird and completely missed the line about him losing his mind from syphilis
Twitter update: people are arguing that knowing what the odyssey is makes you pretentious and nobody but Americans know what it is. I’m so close to just leaving twitter altogether.
December 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Twitter update: people are arguing that knowing what the odyssey is makes you pretentious and nobody but Americans know what it is. I’m so close to just leaving twitter altogether.
Just saw someone on twitter say that they love when their city gets cold because it kills homeless people. What the fuck is wrong with people
December 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Just saw someone on twitter say that they love when their city gets cold because it kills homeless people. What the fuck is wrong with people
Imagine giving birth to a baby in a barn and some little kid starts playing drums and insisting that it will put the baby to sleep
December 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Imagine giving birth to a baby in a barn and some little kid starts playing drums and insisting that it will put the baby to sleep