The crazy thing is that it wasn’t even a quick whistle. They didn’t start blowing the whistle until the ball was on the turf.

Hopefully nothing serious. Gotta scrap out a win here and get him healthy for the rest of year.

Then maybe we can get bipartisan support for ranked choice voting 🤞

the actual story here is that the president of the united states is a pathological liar and unhinged narcissist who regularly invents world-shaking claims and takes credit for things that didn't happen, BUT THE NEWS MEDIA CANNOT SAY THAT, so instead the story becomes "is there a war? who knows!"

After running the calculation through my highly advanced AI price model, I’d estimate that the price of most things would increase by about 10%

When people cry out for their elected officials to actually “do something” and not just make statements, this is the kind of thing they’re talking about. Great to see some action being taken. 👏

Probably why him and Elon get along so well. They both consistently promise things are right around the corner, never deliver, then make the same promise a few months later. Rinse and repeat.

They had to provide cover because he was caught napping at the desk

He almost said “to bypass congress” at the end before catching himself 🫢