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Tucker Drake
@tuckerdrake.bsky.social
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I'm yet another annoying podcaster, and I just happen to live in a beer can. tparkpodcast.com is the home of the show and you can support it on https://www.patreon.com/tntucker if you choose.
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A pair of tweets from Elon Musk that read, “ Elon Musk @elonmusk You're so proud of the one-liners you wrote It must be hard to talk shit with a dick in your throat @realDonaldTrump 3:10 PM • 6/5/25 - 53M Views Elon Musk X @elonmusk • 1h Mark this post for the future. The truth will come out.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Drawing of a frog holding a rifle near a guillotine. The text reads, “Hippity hoppity, it’s time for the chippity choppity.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Lrr from Futurama asking his wife, “Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate?”
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Batman on a roof with an image of Luigi in the Batsignal.
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Image of a tweet by a poster named "National Lesbian Relations Board" The tweet says, "This night could get even better." It then has an image of the headline from what I can only assume is a satire site, which reads, "Metro Exclusive Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor" the authors of this are credited as Carl Campanie (I think, the image is fuzzy and hard to read at this spot) and Rich Calder. It was apparently published on July 19th, 2025.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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I'm reminded of this, for some reason.
Still from the Francis Ford Coppola nightmare film "Megalopolis" that has Aubrey Plaza reclining with an expression that could be one of shock or boredom, with the caption "Aubrey Plaza is Wow Platinum."
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Photo of John Travolta dancing with Princess Diana in the White House ballroom. The caption says, "This iconic moment took place in 1985, in the East Wing of the White House. We already HAD a ballroom."
October 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Top half is a black and white image showing a woman in a white, long-sleeved shirt holding an old-fashioned megaphone like you'd see cheerleaders using in the 1950s with the caption "One, two, three, four, this is what you voted for." The bottom half of the image is a black and white photo of a boy, approximately 8 years old, holding a megaphone similar to the one in the top photo, with the caption, "Five, six, seven, eight, your face is what the leopard ate."
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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An image of John Connor from “Terminator 2” looking at someone out of frame and saying, “We’re not gonna make it,are we? People, I mean.”
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Hi. Are you folks still owned by Laurene Powell Jobs? Because there's this pic of her that probably should be addressed.
On the left, in a white, one piece bathing suit, is Laurene Powell Jobs (widow of Steve Jobs), smiling happily as she looks at the woman on the right side of the photo. This is Ghislane Maxwell, in a bikini, holding a piece of paper in her hand with an expression on her face that conveys a mixture of happiness and surprise. It is not entirely clear where the two women were when the photo was taken, but they're on what appears to be a blue loveseat outside somewhere in the shade.
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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I think Hank Hill said it best.
The character of Hank Hill telling a Christian "musician" that "You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse."
October 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Imagine doing a life size T. Rex nativity scene! You know, like the one from the meme.
Image of a two dimensional nativity scene that could either be people praying over the infant Jesus in a manager, or two T. Rexes fighting over a table saw.
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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#charliekirkshooting
A black and white drawing of a man holding sign that reads "Welcome to UVU Charlie Kirk" with a horrified expression on his face. You know, because he just witnessed Kirk getting shot. I don't know who the original artist is, but the drawing is one that he did with the sign saying, "Welcome to Dallas JFK and beautiful Jackie."
September 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I’ve lived in Gallatin, TN for almost 30 years now and this is the first time I can recall seeing a train loaded with military hardware on it.
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A tweet by @matthhewesp making fun of Speaker Johnson's claim that Trump was an informant for the FBI about infamous pederast (and close friend to Trump) Jeffery Epstein that says, "BREAKING: Hillary Clinton announces Bill was also an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein."
September 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Speaking of Newsom...
Image of a tweet by Briahna Joy Gray talking about Gavin Newsom's lack of support for women's health and sharing a tweet by Halle Berry asking for people to pressure Newsom to do something. Text is as follows: "Briahna Joy Gray ® @briebriejoy • 33m Gavin Newsom is pushing back against bill that would require insurance companies to cover hormone treatment for menopausal women. Halle Berry observes that insurance companies cover viagra no problem. Here are some insurers who've invested in Newsom's campaigns: Major health industry donors • Blue Shield of California: This health insurer gave nearly $1 million to an independent committee backing Newsom's 2018 campaign. The company continued its support in 2020 and 2021, providing significant funding toward Newsom's homelessness initiatives and efforts to defeat the 2021 recall. During the pandemic, the state controversially awarded Blue Shield a no-bid contract worth up to $15 million to manage California's COVID-19 vaccine distribution. • Kaiser Permanente: This healthcare giant made $34.5 million in "behested payments" in 2020 at Newsom's request, primarily for programs addressing homelessness. The company also saw its CEO, Greg Adams, appointed to the governor's economic recovery task force during the pandemic. • UnitedHealth Group: Subsidiaries of this company received multiple, expedited, and no-bid contracts for COVID-19-related services in California during 2020 and 2021, totaling hundreds of millions of dollars. This occurred after UnitedHealth contributed tens of thousands of dollars to Newsom's campaigns in 2018, 2019, and 2020. Halle Berry & @halleberry •1h Twitter Family. PLEASE SHARE. I know you guys show me soooo much love on here and I really need you"
September 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
A black and white photo of William S. Burroughs and Hunter S. Thompson holding guns. Burroughs appears to be pulling his pistol from under his coat, while Thompson is pointing his revolver towards something just off-camera. Yeah, both of them were hugely influential cultural figures, and were really toxic people. Also, I hate fucking guns, so good luck figuring out which one I'll be. Just know that both will fit me, and both will be condemned by me, for different reasons.
September 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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The Parks and Recreation character played by Nick Offerman with the caption “I’m a simple man. If I see something Russian burning, I press like.”
August 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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A version of the previous Cracker Barrel logo that says “Trump fucked kids! This shit ain’t goin away!”
August 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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A fraction of the articles talking about the pollution caused by AI data centers.
Screenshot of a Nature story entitled “Generative AI’s environmental costs are soaring—and mostly secret.” Screenshot of a Jalopnik article entitled “AI Could Pump Out More Air Pollution Than All of California’s Cars in Five Years” Screenshot of a BBC article entitled “‘I can’t drink the water’— life next to a US data center” Screenshot of Yahoo!news article entitled “Elon Musk’s AI Data Center Linked to Pollution Surge, Health Risks in Black Memphis Neighborhood”
August 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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When it comes to Nazis marching, Danuta Danielsson showed us the way.
Danuta Danielsson pictured hitting a Nazi in Växjö, Sweden, in 1985. She was Polish, and her mother had spent WWII in a camp. Danuta knew you don't give quarter to Nazi fucks.
August 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM