tori
@tttori.bsky.social
bay area. she/her. cats, books and crafts. maybe a hint of tech.
got an average of being excellent
the median just dope
got an average of being excellent
the median just dope
I feel like Facebook owes me 100x this amount but ok
I deactivated in 2016 or 2017 so I at least spared myself from years and years of hell, and that's its own reward
I deactivated in 2016 or 2017 so I at least spared myself from years and years of hell, and that's its own reward
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I feel like Facebook owes me 100x this amount but ok
I deactivated in 2016 or 2017 so I at least spared myself from years and years of hell, and that's its own reward
I deactivated in 2016 or 2017 so I at least spared myself from years and years of hell, and that's its own reward
Ngl I’m losing my ability to welcome this type of person to the Bay Area
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ngl I’m losing my ability to welcome this type of person to the Bay Area
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
I cannot escape my lost, discontinued favorite lip liner - even when scrolling on TikTok
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I cannot escape my lost, discontinued favorite lip liner - even when scrolling on TikTok
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
A hedonistic weekend resulted in an acne breakout
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A hedonistic weekend resulted in an acne breakout
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
I did just say I wouldn’t support the car killing robo taxis but my friends wanted to take one to the bar (open containers and novelty)
And then I wanted to blast clairo on my solo ride back so I had to take another bc no lyft driver is gonna fw clairo
And then I wanted to blast clairo on my solo ride back so I had to take another bc no lyft driver is gonna fw clairo
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I did just say I wouldn’t support the car killing robo taxis but my friends wanted to take one to the bar (open containers and novelty)
And then I wanted to blast clairo on my solo ride back so I had to take another bc no lyft driver is gonna fw clairo
And then I wanted to blast clairo on my solo ride back so I had to take another bc no lyft driver is gonna fw clairo
Which is it?
(I found this silly and charming and was quite chuffed)
(I found this silly and charming and was quite chuffed)
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Which is it?
(I found this silly and charming and was quite chuffed)
(I found this silly and charming and was quite chuffed)
I loved the creepy eyes on this big guy
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I loved the creepy eyes on this big guy
I wanted to take a shovel spoon home last night during bestie's birthday dinner and I didn't
Please clap
Please clap
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I wanted to take a shovel spoon home last night during bestie's birthday dinner and I didn't
Please clap
Please clap
My libraries only have the audiobook currently - but I bet yours and others will get it if you request it since it’s so new!
(Santa Clara County will let you get an e-card instantly online for 2 years if you use a SCC residential address to sign up. Those aren’t hard to find)
(Santa Clara County will let you get an e-card instantly online for 2 years if you use a SCC residential address to sign up. Those aren’t hard to find)
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My libraries only have the audiobook currently - but I bet yours and others will get it if you request it since it’s so new!
(Santa Clara County will let you get an e-card instantly online for 2 years if you use a SCC residential address to sign up. Those aren’t hard to find)
(Santa Clara County will let you get an e-card instantly online for 2 years if you use a SCC residential address to sign up. Those aren’t hard to find)
Felt
(The valley in this book is actually NYC, 2075)
📚 Local Heavens - K.M. Farjado
A September pick from @aardvarkbookclub.bsky.social
(The valley in this book is actually NYC, 2075)
📚 Local Heavens - K.M. Farjado
A September pick from @aardvarkbookclub.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Felt
(The valley in this book is actually NYC, 2075)
📚 Local Heavens - K.M. Farjado
A September pick from @aardvarkbookclub.bsky.social
(The valley in this book is actually NYC, 2075)
📚 Local Heavens - K.M. Farjado
A September pick from @aardvarkbookclub.bsky.social
Very possibly I may hit 100 books read this year 🥳
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Very possibly I may hit 100 books read this year 🥳
Vote Yes on Prop 50!!
(Who else has scantron ptsd whenever filling out ballots?)
(Who else has scantron ptsd whenever filling out ballots?)
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Vote Yes on Prop 50!!
(Who else has scantron ptsd whenever filling out ballots?)
(Who else has scantron ptsd whenever filling out ballots?)
Why the fuck would UPS route a package from a location 1 hour/45 miles away from me to a facility 328 miles away, fly it back up to Oakland (also 1 hour/45 miles away), then drive it to the San Jose metro area?
No wonder it's late.
No wonder it's late.
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Why the fuck would UPS route a package from a location 1 hour/45 miles away from me to a facility 328 miles away, fly it back up to Oakland (also 1 hour/45 miles away), then drive it to the San Jose metro area?
No wonder it's late.
No wonder it's late.
Got the AirPods Pro 3 because my Pro 2s piss me off and my applecare is long expired
Took the opportunity to get them customized
If these connect to my phone while in my purse I will pitch a fit
Took the opportunity to get them customized
If these connect to my phone while in my purse I will pitch a fit
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Got the AirPods Pro 3 because my Pro 2s piss me off and my applecare is long expired
Took the opportunity to get them customized
If these connect to my phone while in my purse I will pitch a fit
Took the opportunity to get them customized
If these connect to my phone while in my purse I will pitch a fit
Tennessee football fans and future boat owners: boy do we have a name for your next fantasy team or water vehicle
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Tennessee football fans and future boat owners: boy do we have a name for your next fantasy team or water vehicle
Undoubtedly the coolest thing I’ve gotten to do through work - or at least tied with when I got suite tickets for Megan Thee Stallion
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Undoubtedly the coolest thing I’ve gotten to do through work - or at least tied with when I got suite tickets for Megan Thee Stallion
I haven’t been here since I got the original Covid vaccines (tbf it’s such a hassle to come to games)
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I haven’t been here since I got the original Covid vaccines (tbf it’s such a hassle to come to games)
Yessss! Band of Horses and Iron and Wine was fun, but his face is mine this morning 😩
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yessss! Band of Horses and Iron and Wine was fun, but his face is mine this morning 😩
Every single day as an American
September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Every single day as an American
Also sea otter awareness week and @montereybayaquarium.org will text you cute things if you opt in
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Also sea otter awareness week and @montereybayaquarium.org will text you cute things if you opt in
Thanks Google maps, definitely hitting the sperm bank after brunch with my family
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Thanks Google maps, definitely hitting the sperm bank after brunch with my family
Bay Area: adopt these beautiful older kittens!!! (Together!)
They can be your reason to live through the nightmare we can’t escape
Apply at friendsofbearcatrescue.org
Alternatively donate some coin if you can spare it 🤝
They can be your reason to live through the nightmare we can’t escape
Apply at friendsofbearcatrescue.org
Alternatively donate some coin if you can spare it 🤝
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Bay Area: adopt these beautiful older kittens!!! (Together!)
They can be your reason to live through the nightmare we can’t escape
Apply at friendsofbearcatrescue.org
Alternatively donate some coin if you can spare it 🤝
They can be your reason to live through the nightmare we can’t escape
Apply at friendsofbearcatrescue.org
Alternatively donate some coin if you can spare it 🤝
