tori
@tttori.bsky.social
bay area. she/her. cats, books and crafts. maybe a hint of tech.
got an average of being excellent
the median just dope
got an average of being excellent
the median just dope
They're calling Olivia Nuzzi "Joan Midion" on Twitter
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They're calling Olivia Nuzzi "Joan Midion" on Twitter
Ngl I’m losing my ability to welcome this type of person to the Bay Area
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ngl I’m losing my ability to welcome this type of person to the Bay Area
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
They should stay home, parked on the couch while Fox News rots their brain
SF is too good for people who wrongfully malign it based on the same societal issues every city and state is facing
Debating whether I should restart my Sophie hood despite being quite far in. I’ve made passable mistakes, but I wonder if it’s just worth it to do or to keep going, hope for a good enough end result, and maybe try making it again one day.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Debating whether I should restart my Sophie hood despite being quite far in. I’ve made passable mistakes, but I wonder if it’s just worth it to do or to keep going, hope for a good enough end result, and maybe try making it again one day.
If someone could go back in time and tell trinket makers and artists to feature tortoiseshell cats (including dilute torties) that would be great.
It’s easy to find orange cats that look like my boy in vintage mid century tchotchkes and art, but never anything that resembles my girl cat
It’s easy to find orange cats that look like my boy in vintage mid century tchotchkes and art, but never anything that resembles my girl cat
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If someone could go back in time and tell trinket makers and artists to feature tortoiseshell cats (including dilute torties) that would be great.
It’s easy to find orange cats that look like my boy in vintage mid century tchotchkes and art, but never anything that resembles my girl cat
It’s easy to find orange cats that look like my boy in vintage mid century tchotchkes and art, but never anything that resembles my girl cat
Just stopped myself from being too earnest on here
Where’s my award
Where’s my award
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Just stopped myself from being too earnest on here
Where’s my award
Where’s my award
I think I will drive 30 minutes for spaetzle (plus fries and curry sauce) for the second Sunday in a row
I’m sure there’s some nearby by I do love my spot on the peninsula
I’m sure there’s some nearby by I do love my spot on the peninsula
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think I will drive 30 minutes for spaetzle (plus fries and curry sauce) for the second Sunday in a row
I’m sure there’s some nearby by I do love my spot on the peninsula
I’m sure there’s some nearby by I do love my spot on the peninsula
Tame Impala was INCREDIBLE omg
It feels so rare to have a headliner play a two hour set with nothing but bangers but those Aussie babes did it
I was like a moth to a flame with the lasers: I could not stop looking directly at them
10/10
It feels so rare to have a headliner play a two hour set with nothing but bangers but those Aussie babes did it
I was like a moth to a flame with the lasers: I could not stop looking directly at them
10/10
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tame Impala was INCREDIBLE omg
It feels so rare to have a headliner play a two hour set with nothing but bangers but those Aussie babes did it
I was like a moth to a flame with the lasers: I could not stop looking directly at them
10/10
It feels so rare to have a headliner play a two hour set with nothing but bangers but those Aussie babes did it
I was like a moth to a flame with the lasers: I could not stop looking directly at them
10/10
Looking at set lists for Tame Impala’s last few tour dates and I’m SO pumped to go w my bestie tonight
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Looking at set lists for Tame Impala’s last few tour dates and I’m SO pumped to go w my bestie tonight
Mushrooms and fungi have had a big year in creepy ominous novels
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mushrooms and fungi have had a big year in creepy ominous novels
Being a good mom this morning by placing a second heating pad on my bed after monopolizing my girl cat’s for 16 hours
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Being a good mom this morning by placing a second heating pad on my bed after monopolizing my girl cat’s for 16 hours
After many months of dormancy, I broke out the motion-activated laser pointer for the cats and they are delighted.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
After many months of dormancy, I broke out the motion-activated laser pointer for the cats and they are delighted.
Ngl I don’t know if I’d have ever known to pay attention to the 280-visible part of the decommissioned 2 mile long Stanford Linear Accelerator building had I not been made aware of it through work
Once you know it’s there, you can’t exactly get the scale of the building, but you can’t unsee it
Once you know it’s there, you can’t exactly get the scale of the building, but you can’t unsee it
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ngl I don’t know if I’d have ever known to pay attention to the 280-visible part of the decommissioned 2 mile long Stanford Linear Accelerator building had I not been made aware of it through work
Once you know it’s there, you can’t exactly get the scale of the building, but you can’t unsee it
Once you know it’s there, you can’t exactly get the scale of the building, but you can’t unsee it
I cannot escape my lost, discontinued favorite lip liner - even when scrolling on TikTok
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I cannot escape my lost, discontinued favorite lip liner - even when scrolling on TikTok
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
It’s the bottom shade and it was PERFECT
Possibly my greatest L
Goodreads is currently overcounting the number of books I’ve read in 2025 by thirteen
Owned by one of the richest men in the world yet operated on a shoestring budget
Owned by one of the richest men in the world yet operated on a shoestring budget
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Goodreads is currently overcounting the number of books I’ve read in 2025 by thirteen
Owned by one of the richest men in the world yet operated on a shoestring budget
Owned by one of the richest men in the world yet operated on a shoestring budget
It was 50/50 on whether we’d be going to the Portugal The Man show tonight and right before I wiped off my makeup and put in my aligners my friend texted that we’re back on
Good timing? My body hasn’t gotten the memo yet
Good timing? My body hasn’t gotten the memo yet
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It was 50/50 on whether we’d be going to the Portugal The Man show tonight and right before I wiped off my makeup and put in my aligners my friend texted that we’re back on
Good timing? My body hasn’t gotten the memo yet
Good timing? My body hasn’t gotten the memo yet
There is a 30% chance that every time I shower, the unit next to me or below me will flush or turn their tubs on, thereby scalding me
They have to know that happens
But if they don't, I guess they are going to learn
They have to know that happens
But if they don't, I guess they are going to learn
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There is a 30% chance that every time I shower, the unit next to me or below me will flush or turn their tubs on, thereby scalding me
They have to know that happens
But if they don't, I guess they are going to learn
They have to know that happens
But if they don't, I guess they are going to learn
I'm much more efficient than firefighters at errands because I saw the same guys/truck at the coffee shop and Trader Joe's, but I made three other stops between
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm much more efficient than firefighters at errands because I saw the same guys/truck at the coffee shop and Trader Joe's, but I made three other stops between
Videos off the crowd booing tr*mp at the lions-commanders game while he babbles “I, state your name,” is getting me through a night of democratic cowardice
Give me every angle from that stadium bc I need all the hopecore I can get
Give me every angle from that stadium bc I need all the hopecore I can get
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Videos off the crowd booing tr*mp at the lions-commanders game while he babbles “I, state your name,” is getting me through a night of democratic cowardice
Give me every angle from that stadium bc I need all the hopecore I can get
Give me every angle from that stadium bc I need all the hopecore I can get
A hedonistic weekend resulted in an acne breakout
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A hedonistic weekend resulted in an acne breakout
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
Me when I looked in the mirror this morning
Dems are fucking cowards
I need this party rebuilt and I cannot wait til I my twilight to see them grow a spine and do their jobs of representing their electorate’s interests
They give up in every single game of chicken
I need this party rebuilt and I cannot wait til I my twilight to see them grow a spine and do their jobs of representing their electorate’s interests
They give up in every single game of chicken
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dems are fucking cowards
I need this party rebuilt and I cannot wait til I my twilight to see them grow a spine and do their jobs of representing their electorate’s interests
They give up in every single game of chicken
I need this party rebuilt and I cannot wait til I my twilight to see them grow a spine and do their jobs of representing their electorate’s interests
They give up in every single game of chicken
Completed my third round trip between home and SF since yesterday morning. Might do one more for brunch with friends tomorrow but I’m glad to be curling up in my bed w my cats tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Completed my third round trip between home and SF since yesterday morning. Might do one more for brunch with friends tomorrow but I’m glad to be curling up in my bed w my cats tonight.
Left my friends at a bar tastefully decorated in Jesus regalia and now I’m in a Waymo blasting Clairo
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Left my friends at a bar tastefully decorated in Jesus regalia and now I’m in a Waymo blasting Clairo
People speed up to cut you off then get mad when you do the same after they slow down
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People speed up to cut you off then get mad when you do the same after they slow down
Hi it’s me the wet blanket who not only is in a bout of depression but also can’t fully participate in events with friends because I have a sick/disabled cat
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hi it’s me the wet blanket who not only is in a bout of depression but also can’t fully participate in events with friends because I have a sick/disabled cat
Saw new pictures of Lee Pace
Sadness dampened!!!
Sadness dampened!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Saw new pictures of Lee Pace
Sadness dampened!!!
Sadness dampened!!!