Not really. I would never do anything to put myself in danger. But WOW DO SOME DAYS REALLY TEST MY DESIRE TO STAY IN THIS MORTAL COIL.

To them, my funemployment is a short window of time during which they can get everything done so I can eventually find and start a new job in peace.

To me, I've been miserable for 6 months straight and have no time to wind down because they don't understand that I'm ready to walk into traffic.

I'm going to do chores and errands, cook, bike food deliveries to the sister most weekdays for a free meal, go back to learning Korean, take walks, spend time with A, hang out with my folks, geek out about Kpop with my Other Mother in person, all during my favorite season.

AND direct it against the wind? Y'all got far more motivation for watersports than I do.

Going to Target impulse section now.

That leaves so little margin for anything else to go wrong that life is mostly just hoping things don't get worse each passing day.

Duly noted. Will I get comedic points if I scream into a recorder and poof into non-existence?