my kitty is sitting in front of me and staring at me with so much hope in his eyes he looks like this rn

my oomfie is talking about this kid who had such a bad sunburn that his entire back (like the skin) fucking fell off LIKE ITS A FUNNY ANECDOTE? dawg i look like this

same people 😍

the same damn people

yk im gonna wake up next century i log onto bsky and be like "this is -100 funny man how did i even post this"

me after finding out @mollysue.bsky.social matched pfps with a mutual and not me /j/j/j/j