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kai
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[This entire account is a joke. Everything is satire here. Don't cancel me pretty please...!!!!]
post the trumpet sludge hex code
September 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by kai
September 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
SCHOOL.
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the groupchat is trying to determine which two out of the four of us is related to genghis khan
August 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
my favorite activity is posting about AAAAAAAUHAHGHGHUGHHHH!!! IT BUUUURRRRRNNSSS!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNSSSSS!!!!! whenever im feeling particularly down
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
just ate fifty thousand ants
August 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my friends broke into my house
August 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
guys you're not gonna believe how i feel about my own parents now
i have unironically given at least 9 people the advice "kill your mom" or "kill your dad" upon hearing their home stories
August 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
people in games be asking "what is this game about" like why dont you play/read and find out stinky
August 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
iiii forgot my vitamin supplements for.... like, 6 months
guuyss... im WIDDERAWWY falling apar.t,,., im being MOLDED! the ROT is upon me...,
July 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
man i should NOT have abandoned that oc this shit fire. im bringing them back
your friendgroup isnt complete if you dont have the guy who says "i only have eyes for one" referring to their childhood bsf who they secretly had feelings for who also maybe died in a past incident but isn't confirmed dead
July 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
your friendgroup isnt complete if you dont have the guy who says "i only have eyes for one" referring to their childhood bsf who they secretly had feelings for who also maybe died in a past incident but isn't confirmed dead
July 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
guuyss... im WIDDERAWWY falling apar.t,,., im being MOLDED! the ROT is upon me...,
July 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
favourite thing aobut friends is hearing them get all high pitched about animal. human experience is listening to yourself and others get all "aww the scrunkly 🥺" over kitty
July 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
you arent TRULY friends until your laughing at r34 together
June 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
evil mischevious cat of ill-doing: *despairful, wailing meows of anguish and pain*
me: what!!
silly perfectly okay cat: :)
June 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
art process is finishing one (1) element of a thing and denying inner self that no, you cannot color yet, you have The Rest Of The Drawing To Do
June 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN ADOLF MILKLER
June 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
NO. I don't "got a name". My friends call me No Names Georg and I exist to spite the government.
June 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
welcome to fl... *fully turns my head like an owl to stare at you* *slowly unhinges my jaw and mouths "flavourtown" one letter per second*
June 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my life has NO enrichment. nobody pisses me off enough anymore so i gotta keep the "OH YEAH? well you and what army?!" and the "alright.. no more mr. nice guy..." to myself
May 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by kai
"i set my profile picture to this on blues-"
say no more
May 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"i set my profile picture to this on blues-"
say no more
May 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
lying is my hobby.... grammar is my passion... I am.., Consistently Joe.
May 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
since it's like prom and graduation time right now, it's the PERFECT TIME to suffocate your prom queen of choice with a towel and have prom in your cellar
May 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM