So are you.

Can't learn information you already know.

Learn anything of particular note?

Video good. Made me want to replay Skyrim, a game that isn't good and I don't like.

As a fan of baseball: Yeah, probably.

Do what you love and you'll work every day of your life, as the saying goes.

That's signed copies of TRICKY which is out 4/7/2026, for reference. I realize the phrasing was unclear.

I assume you'll also be able to get signed copies of the sequel from Fact & Fiction, but I don't want to jinx it.

I really zoned out for most of the back half, only sitting up to shout NO when they really fucked up Egyptian mythology and (same as it ever was) fundamentally missed the point of Jekyll/Hyde.

I can't believe Universal pulled the rip cord on the Dark Universe after this.

This movie does have a number of scenes featuring little guys. So that's something.

They're doing Egyptian history and mythology really dirty, which isn't something you can say about "The Mummy" (1999, dir. Stephen Sommers). I'm reasonably certain this dogshit picture won't even manage to be less racist!

First thing this movie got right was saying solifuges are just little guys who don't mean any harm. And that's not nothing.

Of course, these are EVIL solifuges who DO mean harm, because even when they get something right initially, they have to double back and re-fuck it.

We're, I want to say, 15 minutes in and YEP. This movie sucks. It sucks in a fractal way. Truly incredible.

"Have you considered-"

Shut up. Yes, I have. And I lack the time, resources, and inclination. I'll just have to settle for a minimal amount of heavy metal poisoning.

Very frustrating for a guy who legitimately needs 100g of protein per day on the low end using the real calculations.

On the bright side, I've long suspected being stupider would improve my quality of life.