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T. Stimac
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Just some guy (he/him). I saw that bear painting and felt a spiritual connection.
We are finally getting around to watching the Fallout show and you KNOW I started chanting "Dogmeat, Dogmeat, Dogmeat" at the start of episode two.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence, but I did the whole first paragraph because I'm nice like that.

The Tricky Business of Faerie Bargains is out April 7th 2026!
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh no. I'm in danger.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY FUCKING FIXED IT
And now we are seated for Chess, woohoo!
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm going to enjoy this video a great deal, having once trekked east of Windhelm because I missed Morrowind.

Can't say I LOVE how it is being promoted.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Looks like I'm going to get my wish.
I'm not joking when I say a part of why I want Mamdani to win is to find out what's wrong with him.
they're saying zohran mamdani is too handsome to be mayor of new york. they're saying the mayor has to be a weird little freak. it's in the bylaws
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm not joking when I say a part of why I want Mamdani to win is to find out what's wrong with him.
they're saying zohran mamdani is too handsome to be mayor of new york. they're saying the mayor has to be a weird little freak. it's in the bylaws
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm hesitant to describe the thing that happened during drinks in the yard today because it seems so insane, but it really happened: A piece of pizza fell from the sky and bonked my friend.
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
On vacation, so you KNOW I'm taking it easy*.

*Rushing through a critical reading of the sequel to THE TRICKY BUSINESS OF FAERIE BARGAINS by @reenamccarty.bsky.social, out 4/7/26, now with signed copies available for pre-order from OUR local indi bookseller! factandfictionbooks.com/book/9780316...
The Tricky Business of Faerie Bargains
A former changeling must return to the land of the Fae to right a bargain that's gone terribly wrong in this delightful cozy fantasy debut packed full of charm, adventure, romance and heart. When Popp...
factandfictionbooks.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Really excited to watch "The Mummy" (2017, dir. Alex Kurtzman). Sometimes you just want to watch something you know is going to suck.
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE is the funniest possible title for the story because Louis de Pointe du Lac is the LEAST definite article among all Annie's many perverts.
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cool. And also. Good.
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When I say I support a return to traditional masculinity I mean literally this.
gene kelly is antifa
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I gotta say, the thing about "The Substance" (2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat) is the only character I am 100% on the side of is Yann Bean. He was always upfront and honest about his product. Something he didn't even charge for as far as I can tell.
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hooting AND hollering.
October 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I had a coworker ask if I'd used ChatGPT to write a piece of professional correspondence because it was so good, which was a bit insulting.

What made up for it was her expression when I responded with "I will cut out my tongue before I let a robot speak for me."
October 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'd like to congratulate the weed guy who services my local Domino's. You finally found a strain that resulted in symmetrically cut pizza. Godspeed, you mad devil. Godspeed.
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don't like how hard "M3GAN" (2022, dir. Gerard Johnstone) and "M3GAN 2.0" (2025, dir. Gerard Johnstone) slap. They should be bad and fun, not Actually Good. Seems irresponsible.
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You know, the thing about the fat troops/generals comment is anyone who knows anything is aware that you don't want to fight a fat person who wants to fight you?
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She's not joking about the movie thing. We're going to watch "Superman" (2025, dir. James Gunn) tonight and she probably won't remember whatever Lex Luther's dastardly scheme is by lunch time.
It is once again that time where I open the tab group I have helpfully named "How to write books???" and survey the structure guides contained therein, because I'm asking my brain, which can't retain the plot of a movie I just watched for more than a day, to please spit out a whole novel.
September 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The COVID Vaccination Truck has squashed me flat. If an actual infection would be worse and longer, I'm reasonably certain it would just kill me.
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Finally got my hands on I WAS A TEENAGER SLASHER by @sgj.bsky.social from the library. About halfway through and I'm entranced by the magic trick he's pulling: The writing sings with inevitable dread and nostalgia sharpened sorrow, but the whole thing is also hilarious. A laugh riot. Jokes on jokes.
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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FUCK I need to be there so bad, if only for Sex House. @bencollins.bsky.social you should call The Roxy theater in Missoula, MT and just see if they’ll show it. For me.
In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
September 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For a guy who isn't hot, Raúl Esparza sure is hot, huh? Honestly kinda annoying. Who gave him permission?
September 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am at the Missoula Renaissance Festival and you KNOW I'm mad about the elves. But I'm honestly madder at historical garb that's centuries out of date from the Renaissance.
September 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just think I should be allowed to throw rocks at people who ride their bikes on the sidewalk.

Whole bricks for e-bikes.
September 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM