The Smiling Assassin
@tsmilingassassin.bsky.social
That person off Xitter that no-one followed, now on BlueSky!
Same as over there; LFC, sports in general, the occasional political post. All covered, incredibly underwhelmingly!
Same as over there; LFC, sports in general, the occasional political post. All covered, incredibly underwhelmingly!
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You know what, could go on and on about this team right now but who cares.
Been a fun season everyone, see you in August.
Been a fun season everyone, see you in August.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You know what, could go on and on about this team right now but who cares.
Been a fun season everyone, see you in August.
Been a fun season everyone, see you in August.
What’s equally baffling about Konate is that he keeps making mistakes almost every single game, yet keeps getting selected.
Makes the decision not to go after Guehi more aggressively look really fucking stupid now. #LFC
Makes the decision not to go after Guehi more aggressively look really fucking stupid now. #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What’s equally baffling about Konate is that he keeps making mistakes almost every single game, yet keeps getting selected.
Makes the decision not to go after Guehi more aggressively look really fucking stupid now. #LFC
Makes the decision not to go after Guehi more aggressively look really fucking stupid now. #LFC
Konate keeps playing like this he’ll be lucky to get a Ryanair ticket to Madrid, let alone a Real Madrid contract.
Has a player ever fallen off quite as much as he has this season? #LFC
Has a player ever fallen off quite as much as he has this season? #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Konate keeps playing like this he’ll be lucky to get a Ryanair ticket to Madrid, let alone a Real Madrid contract.
Has a player ever fallen off quite as much as he has this season? #LFC
Has a player ever fallen off quite as much as he has this season? #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Full disclosure: didn’t watch the whole game; got too pissed off with the nonsense over the penalty but could see where game was going even at that early stage.
Not good enough, especially compared to recent results, even without factoring in the “unique” refereeing on display.
Not good enough, especially compared to recent results, even without factoring in the “unique” refereeing on display.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Full disclosure: didn’t watch the whole game; got too pissed off with the nonsense over the penalty but could see where game was going even at that early stage.
Not good enough, especially compared to recent results, even without factoring in the “unique” refereeing on display.
Not good enough, especially compared to recent results, even without factoring in the “unique” refereeing on display.
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Apparently DDT's are now legal in the Prem.
Jake the Snake Onana.
Jake the Snake Onana.
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Apparently DDT's are now legal in the Prem.
Jake the Snake Onana.
Jake the Snake Onana.
Having said that, still 15 minutes to fuck it up so should keep quiet really!
But as they’ve just said on commentary, looked far more like a typical Arne Slot #LFC team tonight. Perhaps a sign he’s going back to basics from here on in?
But as they’ve just said on commentary, looked far more like a typical Arne Slot #LFC team tonight. Perhaps a sign he’s going back to basics from here on in?
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Having said that, still 15 minutes to fuck it up so should keep quiet really!
But as they’ve just said on commentary, looked far more like a typical Arne Slot #LFC team tonight. Perhaps a sign he’s going back to basics from here on in?
But as they’ve just said on commentary, looked far more like a typical Arne Slot #LFC team tonight. Perhaps a sign he’s going back to basics from here on in?
Much better this weekend, know we played Wednesday but as soon as I saw that team sheet knew that game was a write off.
Fact that we’re playing with an established back four this week rather than chopping and changing like we have been doing has made a huge difference. #LFC #LIVAVL
Fact that we’re playing with an established back four this week rather than chopping and changing like we have been doing has made a huge difference. #LFC #LIVAVL
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This is his worst mistake.
The players can see more than anyone when someone doesn't care and to keep just throwing him out there is sending a horrible message. As is "Salah is untouchable" no matter how poor he plays.
The players can see more than anyone when someone doesn't care and to keep just throwing him out there is sending a horrible message. As is "Salah is untouchable" no matter how poor he plays.
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is his worst mistake.
The players can see more than anyone when someone doesn't care and to keep just throwing him out there is sending a horrible message. As is "Salah is untouchable" no matter how poor he plays.
The players can see more than anyone when someone doesn't care and to keep just throwing him out there is sending a horrible message. As is "Salah is untouchable" no matter how poor he plays.
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Doesn't help that we fucked up our CB recruitment in the summer and then Leoni did his ACL.
Without those 2 things I'd expect Konate to be well on his way to being phased out.
Without those 2 things I'd expect Konate to be well on his way to being phased out.
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Doesn't help that we fucked up our CB recruitment in the summer and then Leoni did his ACL.
Without those 2 things I'd expect Konate to be well on his way to being phased out.
Without those 2 things I'd expect Konate to be well on his way to being phased out.
Think I’m going to take a break from watching us for a while. Not doing me any good.
Think we’ll come good but next 4-6 weeks aren’t going to be pretty. Only hope is that sides above us don’t put too much distance between us and still have a chance of catching them after Christmas.
Think we’ll come good but next 4-6 weeks aren’t going to be pretty. Only hope is that sides above us don’t put too much distance between us and still have a chance of catching them after Christmas.
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Think I’m going to take a break from watching us for a while. Not doing me any good.
Think we’ll come good but next 4-6 weeks aren’t going to be pretty. Only hope is that sides above us don’t put too much distance between us and still have a chance of catching them after Christmas.
Think we’ll come good but next 4-6 weeks aren’t going to be pretty. Only hope is that sides above us don’t put too much distance between us and still have a chance of catching them after Christmas.
Can’t defend, can’t score, sold some of our best attacking talent, replaced them with players that don’t fit our style, gave a contract extension to a player that arguably didn’t deserve one and playing a defender who clearly doesn’t want to be at the club.
Apart from that, all good! #LFC
Apart from that, all good! #LFC
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can’t defend, can’t score, sold some of our best attacking talent, replaced them with players that don’t fit our style, gave a contract extension to a player that arguably didn’t deserve one and playing a defender who clearly doesn’t want to be at the club.
Apart from that, all good! #LFC
Apart from that, all good! #LFC
Apologies for the stream of consciousness messages, this #LFC team are doing my head in right now and not sure my neighbours could have put up with me screaming my head off any more than I have been doing already.
Infuriating bastards this team and no mistakes.
Infuriating bastards this team and no mistakes.
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Apologies for the stream of consciousness messages, this #LFC team are doing my head in right now and not sure my neighbours could have put up with me screaming my head off any more than I have been doing already.
Infuriating bastards this team and no mistakes.
Infuriating bastards this team and no mistakes.
Even a point from here would be a disgrace.
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Even a point from here would be a disgrace.
Some of decision making, teamwork, passing, crossing and shooting from the #LFC players tonight has been woeful.
Apart from all those listed above, don’t think we’ve played too badly.
Apart from all those listed above, don’t think we’ve played too badly.
October 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Some of decision making, teamwork, passing, crossing and shooting from the #LFC players tonight has been woeful.
Apart from all those listed above, don’t think we’ve played too badly.
Apart from all those listed above, don’t think we’ve played too badly.
And I can only imagine that Mo Salah’s agent must be pissing himself at getting another 2 years out of #LFC last Summer.
Looks a shadow of the player he was last season.
Looks a shadow of the player he was last season.
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And I can only imagine that Mo Salah’s agent must be pissing himself at getting another 2 years out of #LFC last Summer.
Looks a shadow of the player he was last season.
Looks a shadow of the player he was last season.
And to be honest, the sooner we do away with Konate the fucking better.
Not sure I’ve seen someone play as if they’d rather be anywhere else since the last 5 months of Fernando Torres’ time at the club.
Turned in some disgraceful performances this season. #LFC
Not sure I’ve seen someone play as if they’d rather be anywhere else since the last 5 months of Fernando Torres’ time at the club.
Turned in some disgraceful performances this season. #LFC
October 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And to be honest, the sooner we do away with Konate the fucking better.
Not sure I’ve seen someone play as if they’d rather be anywhere else since the last 5 months of Fernando Torres’ time at the club.
Turned in some disgraceful performances this season. #LFC
Not sure I’ve seen someone play as if they’d rather be anywhere else since the last 5 months of Fernando Torres’ time at the club.
Turned in some disgraceful performances this season. #LFC
As much as I like the lad, and think he’s got a great future ahead of him, it hardly screams that you’ve got a coherent strategy or game plan when you have to keep playing a 17 year old Rio Ngumoha so often. #LFC
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As much as I like the lad, and think he’s got a great future ahead of him, it hardly screams that you’ve got a coherent strategy or game plan when you have to keep playing a 17 year old Rio Ngumoha so often. #LFC
How on Earth we’ve gone from Champions to this shower of shit in the space of 6 weeks I’ve no idea.
Genuinely sick of these twats ruining my Saturdays.
Genuinely sick of these twats ruining my Saturdays.
October 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
How on Earth we’ve gone from Champions to this shower of shit in the space of 6 weeks I’ve no idea.
Genuinely sick of these twats ruining my Saturdays.
Genuinely sick of these twats ruining my Saturdays.
Being outclassed by a former Sky Sports pundit in his first managerial appointment.
Absolutely fucking pathetic.
Absolutely fucking pathetic.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Being outclassed by a former Sky Sports pundit in his first managerial appointment.
Absolutely fucking pathetic.
Absolutely fucking pathetic.