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The Simpsons Game Quotes
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Homer, you'll be on demolition duty, and you'll have just enough C4 explosives to complete your objectives. Aw, who'm I kidding, you're never going to run out of explosives. If you ran out you'd never finish the damn thing. Any more questions? I don't care. Over and out!
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'll be leading a sortie of Hellfish warplanes and we'll be providing heat from the air. You'll need to stow yourselves aboard the ship at dock. Once out to sea, disable the ship's defenses while we attack from above.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He has the damn thing heavily guarded by his own private cadre of muscular sailors. These men fight for neither God nor country -- they fight for love!
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM