The Simpsons Game Quotes
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Ghost Otto: I've got the munchies for your blood!
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ghost Otto: I've got the munchies for your blood!
Grampa: I'll spend the time wishing Matlock was still on the radio.
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Grampa: I'll spend the time wishing Matlock was still on the radio.
Mini-Krusty: I'm a self-hating clown!
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mini-Krusty: I'm a self-hating clown!
Bart: Look out Homer, I think he's gonna blow!
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Bart: Look out Homer, I think he's gonna blow!
Bart: I claim this flag for the United States of Bart!
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Bart: I claim this flag for the United States of Bart!
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm single, looking, and have no standards.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm single, looking, and have no standards.
Dolphin: (DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dolphin: (DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
French Man #2: We are done for!
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
French Man #2: We are done for!
Hobbit Rod: Following blindly is fun!
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hobbit Rod: Following blindly is fun!
Bart: With my courage and your ability to be fat and stand in place, we can do anything!
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Bart: With my courage and your ability to be fat and stand in place, we can do anything!
Grampa: Listen up, my beloved Privates, we had a traitor in our midst! Private Burns has nicked all the French paintings, with all of those luscious, naked sweater-melons! So, listen up: Burns has moved the paintings to his own private aircraft carrier, the U.S.S Reel Crazy!
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Grampa: Listen up, my beloved Privates, we had a traitor in our midst! Private Burns has nicked all the French paintings, with all of those luscious, naked sweater-melons! So, listen up: Burns has moved the paintings to his own private aircraft carrier, the U.S.S Reel Crazy!
Dolphin: (DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dolphin: (DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
Ralph: I will bring the pain.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ralph: I will bring the pain.
Hans Moleman: I'm good at making things go away.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hans Moleman: I'm good at making things go away.
Homer: Mmm...empty calories.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Homer: Mmm...empty calories.
Marge: That needs organizing!
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Marge: That needs organizing!
Armed Gangster Itchy: I gots pain in my is-ass.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Armed Gangster Itchy: I gots pain in my is-ass.
Grampa: Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em!
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Grampa: Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em!
Terri: I'm a few seconds younger than Sherri. It shows.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Terri: I'm a few seconds younger than Sherri. It shows.
Homer: It's not even my birthday!
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Homer: It's not even my birthday!
Bart: Zip zap zing!
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bart: Zip zap zing!
French Kid: Oui, monsieur, may I 'ave another?!
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
French Kid: Oui, monsieur, may I 'ave another?!
Lisa: Uh, Dad, I think that's Shakespeare, you know, the Bard of Avon!
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Lisa: Uh, Dad, I think that's Shakespeare, you know, the Bard of Avon!
Marge: Time for pimps and hos to work together!
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Marge: Time for pimps and hos to work together!
Mr. Burns: Alien invasion is the oldest carnie trick in the book.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mr. Burns: Alien invasion is the oldest carnie trick in the book.