The Simpsons Game Quotes
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Marge: Yes! The legislative branch comes through again!
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Marge: Yes! The legislative branch comes through again!
Selma: (pleased grunt)
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Selma: (pleased grunt)
Lisa: One less hustler on the streets.
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Lisa: One less hustler on the streets.
Will Wright: Worship me! I am a near-sighted god!
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Will Wright: Worship me! I am a near-sighted god!
Chief Wiggum: Hey, if anyone sees my keys, I think I dropped them over there!
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Chief Wiggum: Hey, if anyone sees my keys, I think I dropped them over there!
Kent Brockman: This guy is amazing at burping in people's faces!
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Kent Brockman: This guy is amazing at burping in people's faces!
Otto: Tom Petty says waiting is the hardest part.
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Otto: Tom Petty says waiting is the hardest part.
Sherri: Like, stop!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Sherri: Like, stop!
Wiseguy: I'm your mob man.
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Wiseguy: I'm your mob man.
Professor Frink: Ah, very well. While I wait, I'll calculate something important in my brain. There it is.
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Professor Frink: Ah, very well. While I wait, I'll calculate something important in my brain. There it is.
Cletus: They ain't got but one eye, just like cousin Velcro.
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Cletus: They ain't got but one eye, just like cousin Velcro.
Professor Frink: Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me!
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Professor Frink: Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me!
Homer: Five bucks says Spore never gets released!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Homer: Five bucks says Spore never gets released!!
Rod: I'm going to pray for you.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Rod: I'm going to pray for you.
Bart: Now that's a twenty-first century beat down.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Bart: Now that's a twenty-first century beat down.
Bumblebee Man: Lo siento.
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Bumblebee Man: Lo siento.
Selma: I heard dolphins are attacking the pier, but no one is specifying if they're single dolphins.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Selma: I heard dolphins are attacking the pier, but no one is specifying if they're single dolphins.
Marge: Let's go!
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Marge: Let's go!
Homer: Nacho Nacho Hat!
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Homer: Nacho Nacho Hat!
Krusty the Clown: I'm going to Krustyworld!
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Krusty the Clown: I'm going to Krustyworld!
Hobbit Rod: Following blindly is fun!
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hobbit Rod: Following blindly is fun!
Barney: It's not me punching you, it's my fists.
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Barney: It's not me punching you, it's my fists.
Sherri: No one likes you!
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Sherri: No one likes you!
Bumblebee Man: Ellos se sentirán la punchacho del Hombre de Bumblee.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Bumblebee Man: Ellos se sentirán la punchacho del Hombre de Bumblee.
Pimp Itchy: It's hard out there for a pimp.
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Pimp Itchy: It's hard out there for a pimp.