The default response to all claims of nobility should be: "Oh, so lots of inbreeding, huh?"

Not just chiseled off, but dumped at Mar a Lago

LA and Houston?
-- The Freeway Bowl
-- The Case Keenum Bowl

Understanding context (or realizing you don't understand the context) is important for social interaction, especially when deciding whether to correct someone. I may be wrong, but I suspect you have no idea what zubaz are and why they're inherently unserious / part of a joke, but just kept going.

*Stares down at serious person zubaz, deep in thought on how I could have been more clear that I was being sarcastic*

*Puts on serious sports person Zubaz*

I'm sorry, but how else do we describe roughly *half* of the league's starting QBs being below average compared to their peers?

Gristle McThornbody

*French algorithm deeply inhales on cigarette*

"I do not care much for the Americain country music you listen to, but if may suggest Sturgill Simpson..."

Every time I see Bad Religion, Social D or Rancid, there are super obvious parent / child pairs enjoying the show (or maybe a cool Aunt/Uncle instead of parent) and it fucking rules.