It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races.

This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.

yeah so they meant 8:30pm Mountain Time apparently

the early bird is a slave to capitalism

A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.

🎶 on the first day of new years my hometown gave to me- 14 turkeys on the side of the street 🎶

last meltdown of 2024!!!
(maybe!!!!)

unexpectedly epic weekends are always the best

Mom I was on SNL! I'm the redhead!!*

*in the white sweater
youtu.be/xzlMME_sekI?...

she’s being so brave

me: "a coffee will definitely give me a tummy ache right now"

also me:

facing the back of an elevator isn't illegal but it is wrong

so instead of tweeting are we fluttering on here? cause we're butterflies?

me & @mikeandronico.bsky.social about to vibe so hard at the Wicked movie

life update ! watching lost for the 15th time ! feeling so proud to have made it here !

you already know #newyorkornowhere

goodnight and remember