DEFINITELY NOT SAL VULCANO
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DEFINITELY NOT SAL VULCANO
@truvalsulcano.bsky.social
I'm definitely not sal I promise | God's strongest and most impractical soldier
Deltarune like 2 days ago
June 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Women love me, fish fear me, the demon in my closet fears me more, the other jokers fear me the most
February 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hi I'm sal
January 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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twenty twenty five nights at freddy's
January 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Happy murrnukkah guys, yes I know I'm early
December 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Friendly reminder that if Kevin james became president in 2016 --ACCORDING TO PIXELS-- we would've had definitive proof of aliens and even a pet alien of our own as a mascot
December 8, 2024 at 6:05 PM
THEY NEED TO LET IT GO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
December 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Why does he have a second child i can't take it any more!!!
December 7, 2024 at 8:15 AM
God i have so many games i need to play, but I'm either too tired or too busy. I need to start omori and then sonic superstars, then move to celeste. Then mouthwashing. Goodness gracious
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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shouldn’t be a surprise that one of the Mouthwashing devs doesn’t want media illiterate, ragebaiting grifters playing their game

The game has - let’s say sensitive material - that these bozos have a track record of showing no respect for. They aren’t capable of appreciating the portrayals
December 3, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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An Infrared View of the M81 Galaxy captured by the Spitzer Space Telescope
November 23, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Made this and I thought I might as well share it
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 AM
I believe the reason that the left lost this election is not only because twitter became a right wing bubble, exposing millions to misinformation through elon musk and the fact kamala had like 3 months to get it together, but also cuz they didn't make a narrative for people to latch onto
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Can someone explain to new ai twitter thing in brainrot terms
November 15, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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this is what escaping twitter felt like
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
When i say I want someone dead i get timed out on twitter, BUT WHEN ELON DOES IT-

Granted mine is much more direct but i say he has it coming
November 13, 2024 at 6:27 PM
From the most recent york
With the practical I'm blind
And with my headphones on
2 dutches you shall find
Who am I?
November 11, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just beat pantheon 4 absolute radiance you best count your fucking days
November 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Honestly I don't know what to post here, so uhhh

I'm sal (not) Sal Vulcano :)
November 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Reminder that sal loves all of you, you matter, and nobody should tell you otherwise
November 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Salsters my tummy hurts what do I do
November 7, 2024 at 5:16 AM
It's time for a change....
November 6, 2024 at 10:32 PM