We will see it in NYC in Vistavision next weekend!!

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Too young to feel seen by the Washington Post opinion section, too old to love AI

O’Hare can handle this shit and they get thunderstorms AND snow.

You would think that a city that has thunderstorms all the time would have some semblance of a plan for dealing with them vs having everything run to a literal standstill anytime there is weather.

Not pictured: panic about ice melt

For example, I just got distracted writing this recipe and now my martini will be perfect.