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Zzzach
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Bike-riding vegan heathen wordperson in PDX
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This Thanksgiving consider calling the sewer
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The genius of Stephen Colbert.
That guy trying to figure out how to respond would be me. This clip was widely shown at nuclear policy conferences. It was completely unscripted. His staff was as surprised as I was. He made it up on the spot, but had clearly done his homework.
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Let's gooo!
High five ride crew rise up
So many rides out there, I've tried to whittle it down for you.
June 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Define cinema with an image
April 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yerp. No kings no cowards.
whether they’re retiring or not this should be the last term for each of them
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.

The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
March 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reading a print edition of @theonion.com in public is a very funny flex imo
February 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Cool BBC story about the greatest bicycle racer of all time — Major Taylor, the first African American international sports superstar. A celebrity overseas. Just another victim of racism at home. Few have heard of him. Everybody should. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
Major Taylor: The first Black American global sports superstar
He shattered world records abroad but was shunned at home. Now, the greatest athlete you've never heard of could receive the US' highest civilian honour.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When you subconsciously dress/accessorize to match your bicycle
February 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Dear Blue Sky, wanna make a less shitty LinkedIn while you're at it? Please?
January 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My second favorite south Seattle hopper, who prob deserves credit for inspiring my affection for crows. Was a little more aloof and less predictable territory-wise than the two-legged hopper so we never got too tight. I will forever admire tho!
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Give the reward money to the flirty hostel employee
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I do *not* want Peter Gabriel to die but I *do* want an excuse to sing Peter Gabriel at karaoke someday
December 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Watching Cargo (2017) on Netflix and realizing Martin Freeman miiiight be in my like top 5 fav actors which feels weird tell me it's not weird
April 14, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Do other people pronounce it "Lola" palooza or is that just a Billy Joe Armstrong thing?
February 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Your next tattoo is of the brand you've spent the most money on throughout your life.
February 2, 2024 at 10:22 PM