I hate when a corpse is mysterious.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hate when a corpse is mysterious.
It's got a good ring to it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's got a good ring to it.
I decided not to play in the NFL when they said I couldn't wear a bathing suit in the showers.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I decided not to play in the NFL when they said I couldn't wear a bathing suit in the showers.
This is so annoying! I'm a longtime ASU fan, I never see this mixup happening with any other state schools.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is so annoying! I'm a longtime ASU fan, I never see this mixup happening with any other state schools.
I'm starving (I eat legs)
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm starving (I eat legs)
Did they ever get legs?
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Did they ever get legs?
I didn't realize that show had a fat little dog in it. I'll be tuning in now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I didn't realize that show had a fat little dog in it. I'll be tuning in now.
LSU seems like a shitshow. That governor is creepy as hell.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
LSU seems like a shitshow. That governor is creepy as hell.
Apparently the first band from AZ to ever march in the TDay parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Apparently the first band from AZ to ever march in the TDay parade.
I was trying to remember its proper name. Me and my friends referred to it as horseballs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was trying to remember its proper name. Me and my friends referred to it as horseballs.
A hill of beans at midfield instead of a logo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A hill of beans at midfield instead of a logo.
The apple doesn't fall from his eye. Neon Deion.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The apple doesn't fall from his eye. Neon Deion.
Not if we all gain 400 pounds first.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not if we all gain 400 pounds first.
I used to smash my watermelons with a xylophone mallet. He showed me a better way.
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I used to smash my watermelons with a xylophone mallet. He showed me a better way.
I love that he intentionally- and it was intentional- stopped being funny in order to educate us.
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love that he intentionally- and it was intentional- stopped being funny in order to educate us.
Congrats to Geddy Lee and friends.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Congrats to Geddy Lee and friends.
As an ASU fan with no NFL team I care about, I'm adopting the Giants as long as Skattebo is there.
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
As an ASU fan with no NFL team I care about, I'm adopting the Giants as long as Skattebo is there.
I never realized Saban was a special little bean boy.
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I never realized Saban was a special little bean boy.
That looks great. That should be their primary helmet, get rid of the lame dull gray ones.
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
That looks great. That should be their primary helmet, get rid of the lame dull gray ones.
UTEP's helmet game has really been on point of late.
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
UTEP's helmet game has really been on point of late.
I got my ballroom by switching from briefs to boxers you guys.
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I got my ballroom by switching from briefs to boxers you guys.
I think calling someone a lint licker is already funny on the page, but the actor's line read really took it to another level.
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think calling someone a lint licker is already funny on the page, but the actor's line read really took it to another level.
I wonder if the arcade game had any impact on Tron's cultural legacy. I was very young at the time, but from my perspective it seemed like a big deal.
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I wonder if the arcade game had any impact on Tron's cultural legacy. I was very young at the time, but from my perspective it seemed like a big deal.
I think one multitude per person is sufficient.
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think one multitude per person is sufficient.