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Occasionally Trots and Bonnie
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Chronicling almost every single bit of Trots and Bonnie and other National Lampoon stuff!!

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National Lampoon's "Food", June 1974
[Bonnie and Pepsi have kidnapped Elrod to get the Stelmacks to distribute free peanut butter bars to the poor. Pepsi rehearses their demands while brandishing a shotgun.] PEPSI: How does this sound, Bonnie? "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Stelmack: We, the Little Ladies' Liberation Front, are holding Elrod hostage. We demand that... PEPSI: ... You distribute free peanut butter mountain bars to the underprivileged residents of Magnolia." BONNIE: I just don't think we should go around kidnapping people's children, Pepsi! PEPSI: Why not? I hate children! PEPSI: ...And I love peanut butter mountain bars. Don't you? BONNIE AND TROTS: Yeah! [Pepsi's shotgun now is aiming straight towards Elrod. When Trots jumps excitedly for those peanut bars, he accidentally triggers it, which promptly kills Elrod. The blast is so powerful that knocks Pepsi out off the stump.] PEPSI: What do you think Mr. and Mrs. Stelmack will give us for half of Elrod? TROTS: I'm going to turn myself in to the dog pound.
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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"Trots and Bonnie" in Merton of the Movement, Early 1972.

(There were no new Trots and Bonnie strips in NL's May 1974 issue.)
[Bonnie a stands outside a shop window, eyeing a couple of mannequins with various outfits, while Trots stares longingly at a fire hydrant.] BONNIE: Gosh maybe someday. BONNIE: Ya know, Trots? Sometimes I really love the city. BONNIE: There are days when i actually say... Hello City! Beautiful morning, isn't it!? BONNIE: And then... ya know what? TROTS: Naturally BONNIE: It never answers. TROTS: It doesn't even hear the question. [Bonnie grabs the door handle of "Yee Olde Trucke Stoppe" and enters it. A truck driver is seen giving his order to a waitress.] TRUCK DRIVER: Gimme a fruit sandwich.
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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National Lampoon's "Travel", April 1974
[Bonnie exits the front of the school as Trots waits for her.] BONNIE: Trots! TROTS: What's the matter, Bonnie? Are you sick? BONNIE: No... BONNIE: I'm wounded! [The back of Bonnie's pants are shown. There is a large dark splotch near her bottom that greatly upsets her.] BONNIE: I told that nasty Michael Gillie not to put tacks on my chair! TROTS: If he'd done it, he would have left a note saying, "Zorro was here." [Bonnie begins to crouch and hold her stomach tightly.] BONNIE: Ow, ow! What ever happened, it hurts! TROTS: You don't know what it is? TROTS: Didn't they show you those movies "For Girls Only"? BONNIE: Is this what those movies were about? [Trots looks at the viewer stunned.] TROTS: Yeah... you're in heat! BONNIE: Why me? [Bonnie spreads her legs to look at the splotch.] BONNIE: I'm gonna have to tie dye these pants. TROTS: Well, let's go to the drugstore and get some Rit "Crimson Clover" Dye... TROTS: ...And you can pick up a box of Tampax. BONNIE: Don't you have to be twenty one to buy that?
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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National Lampoon's "Stupid", March 1974
[Bonnie and Pepsi are dressed in medical uniforms, preparing to administer a vasectomy on poor, Elrod.] PEPSI: Shears! BONNIE: Are we gonna take out his tonsils or his prefrontal robe, Doctor? [Bonnie hands Pepsi the garden shears.] PEPSI: No, Nurse— wrong end... this is a vasectomy! TROTS: As usual, Pepsi's not interested in his mind. PEPSI: I told Elrod he could "do it" to me if he let me sterilize him first. TROTS: Elrod's going to wish she'd sterilized those garden shears first. [Pepsi lifts up the covers, preparing to perform the surgery.] PEPSI: Hold still, Elrod, this won't hurt a bit. BONNIE: Gee, if we did it Trots, maybe he'd have more girlfriends... [Trots realizes that Pepsi is actually neutering Elrod and tries to stop her.] TROTS: NO, WAIT! ELROD: AAIIEEE!! [Trots is unsuccessful. The scene pans out with Trots pensive outside the shed; Bonnie and Pepsi looking out the window. There is a sign that reads, "Dr Pepsi Birth Control Clinic, -V-a-s-e-c-t-o-m-y- 50¢ Sex Change ]
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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National Lampoon's "Strange Sex", February 1974
[Bonnie, Pepsi, and Trots are sitting around the T.V. wearing their pajamas.] BONNIE: Well, the monster fell into the sulfur pit... now what shall we do? PEPSI: Let's sneak out to the passion pits and watch the people kiss! [The gang starts sneaking around a car until Bonnie and Pepsi try to look into the interior.] PEPSI: Hey— they're asleep! Wake up in there! [Pepsi bangs on the passenger window. Eventually, A guy in a jacket comes out with a confident expression as an increasing amount of cheerleaders to come out. They all start grabbing his waist.] TROTS: If he really loved them, he'd by 'em a bus.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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National Lampoon's "Animals", January 1974
[Bonnie, Pepsi, and Trots stand outside a shop window, looking at various dresses.] PEPSI: That dress is really you! [Bonnie and Pepsi stand outside a fitting room with clothes in their hands.] PEPSI: Wear these groovy threads to the dance, and a ninth grader will ask you to boogie! PEPSI: Besides, we can afford to be fashionable. I swiped my mom's charge cards. [Bonnie and Pepsi stand in front of a mirror with various outfits. They then spot two men dressed in similar outfits.] MAN: Lester, sweetie those buttons are so tacky! BONNIE: It's really me, is it? MAN: This one is nice... it matches my eyes. [Bonnie, Pepsi, and Trots exit the store.] PEPSI: It wasn't really her. TROTS: I know a poodle who'd do anything for a coat like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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National Lampoon's "Banana", October 1973
[Pepsi is watering her Marigolds while Bonnie and Trots stand by.] PEPSI: ...And how are you today, little Marigolds? My, but you're looking lovely! BONNIE: Why are you talking to those flowers, Pepsi? PEPSI: Plants like it when you talk to them! It makes them happy and healthy! BONNIE: Oh sure. PEPSI: Really! If you're nice to them, they grow tall and strong! BONNIE: That's crazy! BONNIE: They're just dumb plants! Stupid things that live in dirt! [The Marigolds begin to animate then promptly grab Bonnie. Bonnie is then thrown right into the air until she lands on a tree branch.] TROTS: Pardon me, Mr. Tree, sir... May I please wee-wee on you?
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 OBSCURE TROTS AND BONNIE TIDBIT 🚨🚨🚨

I might be going insane... I can't find a single mention or sale of this specific Trots and Bonnie T-shirt besides its appearances on and after the October 1988 issue of NL. Does anyone have another photo, listing, or general proof it physically exists?
Advertised "Trots and Bonnie" t-shirt from the October 1988 issue of National Lampoon. The first run of these shirts would've been signed by Shary but later runs did not include this. I can't find a SINGLE mention or photo of this damn shirt outside National Lampoon. Was a single shirt ever sold or did it fall victim to the dastardly corporate takeover by Dan and Tim?
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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National Lampoon's "Sports", November 1973
[Bonnie is painting a tree on a canvas when "Roko Koko" comes in.] ROKO KOKO: I am a fly! Look for me in your soup! ROKO KOKO: I see you are trying to communicate through feeble two-dimensional images... BONNIE: No, I'm drawing a picture of that tree. ROKO KOKO: And I suppose you call it art?! BONNIE: Well? Why not? ROKO KOKO: That is only a faulty duplication of beauty which already exists! ROKO KOKO: True art is active... here I will make some real art for you! [Roko fashions a noose out of rope while Bonnie and Trots watch.] ROKO KOKO: This knot is mere craftmanship! ROKO KOKO: To use it is art! [Roko Koko pulls out a chair and places it under a tree branch. She then proceeds to stand on the chair while attaching the noose to the branch.] ROKO KOKO: The ultimate act! [Roko Koko puts the noose around her neck. Bonnie and Trots sit idly in awe. Roko Koko kicks the chair away and presumably dies.] BONNIE: Bravo! [Bonnie is shown presenting a painting that depicts Roko Koko being hanged.] BONNIE: It really is more pleasing to the eye. TROTS: Roko sure knew a lot about art.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I know I'm breaking shabbos but I've once again forgotten Shary was in Air Pirates! Here's one normal and one immediately controversial comic strip from 1971's "The Tortoise and the Hare", reprinted from Air Pirates.

/// CONTENT WARNING: Bestiality and Cat-On-Dog Homophobia ///
[Trots and an unknown cat are seen in the middle of a backyard.] TROTS: Ommmmm CAT: That seductive fragrance...! Where is it coming from? CAT: Two months of celibacy in granny's parlor hasn't made a pussy outa [sic] me! CAT: Ol' Max is rugged and quick and ready for action! Where is she? CAT: Aaah! There you are! My little passion fruit! CAT: Your erotic aroma has driven me insane! One whiff and I knew were meant for each other! CAT: And, of course, one end smells as sweet as...... have you bathed lately, dear? CAT: What sort of foul, perverted, trick is this?! You're no female! And I strongly suspect your feline origins! CAT: I wonder what brand of mouthwash he uses?! [Scene opens on Bonnie's bedroom as she enters nude with a towel around her waist. She then walks up to the window and says something.] BONNIE: Ya know Trots, it's hard bein' thirteen BONNIE: 'Get lonely sometimes. Almost everybody I know is weird. BONNIE: 'Cept you. I'm glad you're my friend. [Bonnie is fully nude and spreads her legs to which Trots responds by getting closer to her crotch.] //Side note: I know it's the fucking '70s and its Air Pirates but this is just a visceral and uncomfortable read. Genuine props to Shary for being even daring to be remotely this provocative!// BONNIE: You an [sic] me... BONNIE: Get along [Trots starts licking Bonnie's crotch as she enjoys this sensation.] BONNIE: So well... [Bonnie seemingly climaxes from the licking.] BONNIE: Oh wow! BONNIE: The perfect love. The perfect birth control.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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National Lampoon's "Postwar", September 1973
[Bonnie Trots are walking in a park at night.] BONNIE: This is a fine time for you to have to go for a walk, Trots! BONNIE: Mom says this park is full of muggers at night... BONNIE: And daddy says there are perverts lurking in the bushes! [Bonnie trips over a couple engaged in intercourse. The couple is seemingly confused as Bonnie tries to get up.] BONNIE: Trots? Were those perverts? Or muggers? TROTS: Well, if they were perverts, they would've asked us to join them... BONNIE: 'Must be muggers then. TROTS: I'm glad I wasn't wearing my rhinestone collar!
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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National Lampoon's "Strange Beliefs", August 1973
[Bonnie and Trots check up on the neighbors.] WOMAN: Bonnie! How good to see you! BONNIE: What's that noise? MAN: Marsha's in the parlor on acid having her baby. MAN: You and Trots should stick around for dinner. WOMAN: Oh yes! It'll be a true communion of souls... a celebration of birth... WOAMN: ...A rejuvenation of the inner spirit... strengthening the bond between our family and Marsha's new small person. MAN: We're serving the placenta steamed— and smothered with organic onions. [Bonnie and Trots look at the viewer, visibly shocked. Bonnie and Trots then proceed to walk down the stairs again.] BONNIE: Uh... I just ate... BONNIE: I always thought they were vegetarians. TROTS: I can't stand onions.
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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National Lampoon's "Modern Times", July 1973
[Bonnie, Pepsi, and Trots are at the beach. Pepsi is undressed while Bonnie stands on the log, hesitant to do the same.] BONNIE: I think I should'a brought my bathing suit, Pepsi. PEPSI: You're so uptight! [Pepsi takes off Bonnie's pants.] PEPSI: Be loose! Be free! Be naked! PEPSI: Liberate your body! Unclothe your inhibitions! [A boy starts taking of his pants and shirt. Bonnie tries to sneak a peak of him. When he is fully nude, he starts bolting for the ocean. Meanwhile, Bonnie falls off the log.] PEPSI: How could you stare at him like that?! Don't you have any manners at all, Bonnie!? How disgusting! Why, it was practically sexist! BONNIE: What did I do wrong, Trots? TROTS: You were so loose— you fell apart!
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Sorry, I was thinking of M.K. Brown!
Various National Lampoon pin buttons with various Funny Pages characters. Of note, "Trots and Bonnie" and that comic where a nurse falls in love with a doctor(?)
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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National Lampoon's "Violence", June 1973
[Trots, Pepsi, and Bonnie stand around doing nothing. They then notice a guy walking past and continue to gawk at him.] BON: Wow, Pepsi! Isn't he adorable? He's so cute! He must be a Ninth grader! BON: I wonder what he's really like! He looks sorta quiet and shy... PEPSI: Well, Gary's not too smart... But he's a great lay. BON: Oh Trots! He's not a virgin! TROTS: At least he's your intellectual equal....
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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National Lampoon's "Fraud", May 1973
[Bonnie, covered with a towel, strikes various poses in front of a mirror] BON: Raquel Welch! BON: Marilyn Monroe! BON: Mae West... [Bonnie allows her towel to fall off, revealing her chest.] BON: Harlow! [Bonnie sits on her bed and cups her boobs.] BON: Just think, Trots, with a little help from a plastic surgeon, I could be a sex symbol! TROTS: With a little help from the wrong surgeon, you could be another Shirley Temple. [Bonnie is visibly mad while Trots stares into the mirror.] TROTS: A few deft strokes of the scalpel, and I could be another Lassie.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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There was no Trots and Bonnie comic in the issue of National Lampoon's "Prejudice" for April 1973. However, I've just remembered that Shary made a couple of TnB strips for the 1st issue of "Merton of the Movement" around January 1972... 🫠

I'll be inserting these missing issues whenever needed lol!
[Bonnie is kicked out of the house.] UNKNOWN: And don't come back 'til yer wearin' a bra! [Trots is ready to leave when Bonnie stops him.] BON: No trots,. I won't give up yet. BON: I've got an idea. [Bonnie wraps her handkerchief around her waist.] BON: I'll just tie my hankie— like this TROTS: 'Might as well hang yourself. TROTS: So yer gonna try to humor the old beaters, eh? [Bonnie is promptly kicked out of the house again. A magazine is shown to be tossed as well, hitting the top of Bonnie's head.] UNKNOWN: And take this smut with ya! TROTS: Where to, now? O' [sic] Hope of the World.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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National Lampoon's "Sweetness and Light", March 1973
TROTS: Alice! Oh, to steal the stars from the skies... A collar for your throat to fashion... TROTS: 'Twould be but a shadow of your eyes, and but a glimmer of my Passion! ALICE: I need not fear the dark of night. Your love glows constantly. You've given me a Guiding Light.... ALICE: What can I give to Thee? [Trots begins to hump Alice.] PEPSI'S MOM: BAD DOGS!! [Pepsi's mom raises her purse to strike the dogs but Alice and Trots flee beforehand.]
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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National Lampoon's "Sexual Frustration", February 1973
Bonnie: Um... This book is about a young girl who falls in love on her summer vacation. Bonnie: It was well written, and... um... I don't want to give away the ending, but I especially liked the part where... Bonnie: ...She wrapped her hungry thighs passionately around his hot, thrusting loins and.... [Bonnie is pushed out of the classroom by her teacher.] Trots: Well, how'd they like it? Bonnie: Trots, I don't think I should've let you write this book report for me... Trots: Why not? I wrote the book!
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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National Lampoon's "Death", January 1973
[Bonnie and Trots try to hitchhike when an old woman in a wheelchair approaches them] OLD WOMAN: You shouldn't be hitchhiking honey! You might be picked up by some maniac! OLD WOMAN: Oh! It's too horrible to think about!! BONNIE: Wow, Trots.... she saved my life! TROTS: Nonsense! TROTS: The real maniacs aren't driving cars... they're making 'em.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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National Lampoon's "Special Easter Issue", December 1972
Pepsi: Here, Bonnie- Read this! Bonnie: "False Eyelashes and Feminism"? Pepsi: Yes! Take this pawn of male dominance for instance! Pepsi: You don't have to act dumb, sister! Take pride in your intelligence! Get out an' [sic] compete with Men! Pepsi: Oh! It's so frustrating! They never listen! Trots: She's not too receptive to feedback, is she?
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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National Lampoon's "Decadence", November 1972
Bonnie presents a singing dog act with her dog Trots to raise money for ice cream. However, this fails because Trots' singing can only be heard by Bonnie. Trots chastises her for the act in face of all the atrocities in the world although admits to being willing to do it anyways.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM