They made us howl like wolves in the school gymnasium and pretend that all of the chapter's adult helpers were characters from The Jungle Book. When my dad helped out with camp setup I wasn't allowed to acknowledge he was my father – I had to call him "Hathi" or some shit.

(2/2) It's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!