Jennifer Matarese
@trollprincess.bsky.social
She/her. 47. Bisexual. Host of “Disaster Area” podcast (@disasterarea.bsky.social). Am about to spend the next four years as spitefully queer as possible.
Professor wanted me to make sure that everybody has taken their meds and had to drink water and done a few exercises and given themselves a little treat for being good today.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Professor wanted me to make sure that everybody has taken their meds and had to drink water and done a few exercises and given themselves a little treat for being good today.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Today in accountability:
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today in accountability:
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
When you had a cheeseburger and fries and now you’re passed out on the electric blanket as God intended.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When you had a cheeseburger and fries and now you’re passed out on the electric blanket as God intended.
Two images that have the same energy:
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Two images that have the same energy:
Pfft, zero days since I broke that rule …
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pfft, zero days since I broke that rule …
I did not train him to do this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I did not train him to do this.
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
I didn’t have a T-shirt specifically for if Dick Cheney died, but I do have one for if a war criminal who should’ve spent decades in jail but was never put on trial dies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I didn’t have a T-shirt specifically for if Dick Cheney died, but I do have one for if a war criminal who should’ve spent decades in jail but was never put on trial dies.
Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there because my bank account is about to go into the red and I don’t have gas in my car, but if anyone can spare a few bucks right now, I could use the help.
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there because my bank account is about to go into the red and I don’t have gas in my car, but if anyone can spare a few bucks right now, I could use the help.
May you all feel as comfy as this warm snuggly child.
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
May you all feel as comfy as this warm snuggly child.
So you ARE admitting you’re acting like a king?
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So you ARE admitting you’re acting like a king?
There’s a damn good reason this is hanging over my bed.
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There’s a damn good reason this is hanging over my bed.
When you hate the paparazzi.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When you hate the paparazzi.
I’m just going to trim a post from dog camp’s Slack:
October 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m just going to trim a post from dog camp’s Slack:
This is the cross stitch project I’ve been working on for 14 months. I haven’t done cross stitch in 30 years and I decided to go big or go home. The image on the right is what it’s supposed to look like when I’m done.
October 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This is the cross stitch project I’ve been working on for 14 months. I haven’t done cross stitch in 30 years and I decided to go big or go home. The image on the right is what it’s supposed to look like when I’m done.
I have about eight pair of glasses in my most recent prescription. These are the ones I never lose, for obvious reasons.
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I have about eight pair of glasses in my most recent prescription. These are the ones I never lose, for obvious reasons.
Proof of life that Professor isn’t hiding under a rock at camp.
September 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Proof of life that Professor isn’t hiding under a rock at camp.
We really don’t deserve dogs, I swear to God. I work at a dog camp in a barn next to a field where they take the smaller dogs, I bring my dog to work with me and let him out with them, and Professor does this every time I go outside.
September 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We really don’t deserve dogs, I swear to God. I work at a dog camp in a barn next to a field where they take the smaller dogs, I bring my dog to work with me and let him out with them, and Professor does this every time I go outside.
I turn 48 next week.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I turn 48 next week.
Crossing things off my to-do list for my mental health staycation next week: One stop at my usual dispensary in Binghamton for edibles.
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Crossing things off my to-do list for my mental health staycation next week: One stop at my usual dispensary in Binghamton for edibles.
This is Annie. Annie has been a foster dog at our dog camp for 3.5 years. We’ve been telling her the whole time that she needs a home with a nice couch because she would love it. She has finally been able to sit on a couch (though isn’t adopted yet) and she has discovered we were all right.
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is Annie. Annie has been a foster dog at our dog camp for 3.5 years. We’ve been telling her the whole time that she needs a home with a nice couch because she would love it. She has finally been able to sit on a couch (though isn’t adopted yet) and she has discovered we were all right.