troglodykee.bsky.social
troglodykee.bsky.social
@troglodykee.bsky.social
Sorry for getting genderfluid on your couch 😓
January 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s a good thing I picked my name at 18 bc if I were to do it now I’d go with some shit like Llewelyn
January 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My organs are liquefying, joints dislocating, flesh falling off my bones

*spends 20 minutes with my friends*

I Am Immortal And Cannot Die
January 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It feels sooooo good to give grace to people who are struggling, maybe even especially the ones who didn’t have grace for you when the roles were reversed
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Who is going to be brave enough to invent a delicious vegetarian jerky
January 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Drag king that performs the traditional mating dance of the flame bower bird
January 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
New student intern says I give “very detailed instructions” which feels similarly to when I was a child and adults told me I’d grow up to be a great lawyer
January 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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i’m sick of fake feel good stories like fundraisers for an old person’s cancer treatment or soldiers saluting blind kids or whatever i want real feel good stories like elon musk died
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’d like to know about sex change operation I see I see I see man to woman or woman to man (man to woman) from penis to vaginaaaaaa
January 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Every day I come home from work and think wow I am so tired has anyone else ever been this tired? Probably not
January 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why do all the girls I went to high school with look like real estate agents now
January 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I found myself in so many conga lines in childhood, far less now that I am grown
January 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM