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It's unfortunate that @johnthelyonsden.bsky.social is the reporter America needs; but we Australians are *damn* glad for him. Thank you, sir.
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAyg...
@mattbevan.bsky.social
Apart from "neither of them deserve it" especially as they're "not naive" and making it all about money-deals...

... wouldn't this make Witkoff more likely to get the Peace Prize than Trump...?
Trump says his buddy can achieve World Peace. Here’s why that’s a problem | If You're Listening
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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August 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
@abc-news.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9_...
"not even the US military ... we don't announce in advance when we're going to hit a target, where we're going to hit
and tell people to get out of it."

Huckabee you moron, have you told Hegseth and Trump that?
Trump admin's 'disappointment and disgust' over Australia's decision to recognise Palestine | 7.30
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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August 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
@abc-news.bsky.social Truly I wish you'd re-enable comments on YouTube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9_...
"We're a sovereign country. So is Israel. So is Australia. Australia can do what it wants to do."

But you'll BITCH about it if we do, Huckabee you sad sack. You've disgusted us since 4 November.
Trump admin's 'disappointment and disgust' over Australia's decision to recognise Palestine | 7.30
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
www.youtube.com
August 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The only thing more offensive, disgusting and brutally STUPID than every single episode and whole show of #AppleTV+ 's #Foundation...

... is knowing that it's a sign of the societal decay THE ORIGINAL ASIMOV BOOKS were explicitly writing about.

AppleTV+ your product is so stupid it genuinely hurts
August 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
@7news.bsky.social Your video www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPS... ... rise in sales to US? But www.beefcentral.com/live-export/... explains the US REMOVED the protocols for importing Australian beef.

Claiming the US would need to do a TUBERCULOSIS check?
No 7News YouTube comments, so, PLEASE EXPLAIN?
Australia avoids new Trump tariffs in trade victory | 7NEWS
YouTube video by 7NEWS Australia
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August 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Has anybody told that moron Trump that the destruction of US$9.7M of pharmaceutical isn't a profit-maker?
July 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Thank you for the valuable clarity, @theonion.com :
theonion.com/trump-im-not...
July 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The best part about a Colbert presidency is that he would absolutely revoke all contracts to Anduril, Palantir, etc purely out of disgust at their misappropriation of Tolkien.
July 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@fryrsquared.bsky.social Australia's SBS channel (at least in Queensland) is currently running "The Secret Genius Of Modern Life", being watched by ex-engineer student me and housemate ex-mathematician student. We don't need Dara O'Briain's recommendations.
July 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
@mattbevan.bsky.social re:
odeargods you didn't say "seven billion", you said "seven thousand million". Thank you, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Also, massive props to whoever made the videogame graphic for the Golden Dome and the trucks.
June 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Gina Rinehart telling the Liberal party to "stick with Donald Trump-like policies".

Brilliant. Follow the policies that resulted in the lowest-vote-earning.

Please keep helping the non-Right parties, Gina. That's brilliant.
Gina Rinehart urges Liberals to stick with Trump-like policies in the wake of election loss
Billionaire tells Daily Mail ‘left media’ frightened party away from ‘anything Trump’ and calls on Liberals to adopt ‘commonsense and truth’ principles
www.theguardian.com
May 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wait, he really thought this proposal would work IN his favour?

Clive Palmer, you utter moron.
Hell fuck yeah
May 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
#AusElection2025
Everybody saying the conservative Liberal/National Party LNP needing to do "soul-searching" after their drastic currently 38:85 LOSS...

... please clarify they need to SEARCH for souls before examining their contents.
May 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
@andrewbolt.bsky.social #AusElection2025
That's right. You keep telling everybody that you're right and they're wrong about whom they elected 86:39, so hard Dutton lost HIS OWN SEAT. Keep telling yourself it's JUST about the "culture war".
... you idiot.
May 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@skynewsau.bsky.social:
#AusElection
"the Sky political editor, Andrew Clennell, pinned the loss on [Peter Dutton]. People don't like Peter Dutton"

... and not blaming, say, the whole party who put him in charge?

How do you Conservative journalists tie shoelaces in the morning?
May 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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THE RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app STRUCK DOWN AND KILLED @ElonMusk-JoinX.bsky.social IN COLD BLOOD! THE COWARDS HAD TO DO IT WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP!

(Jokes aside, they banned my Elon parody account lol, like and repost to make them see 😂)
January 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
#DonaldTrump #ElectionInterference
thanks for influencing Canadian & Australian elections, ensuring the Conservatives LOSE.
Australia's election was called in a record 2.5hrs, after the winner was considered BEHIND.

soundtrack #YG&NipseyHussle #FuckDonaldTrump
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
@antonygreenelec.bsky.social @abcnewsbot.bsky.social #antonygreen #MontyPython #ElectionNightSpecial

Sir, you will be missed. Guess your last one was quick and easy?

Could you/r colleagues enact the Monty Python Election Night Special for posterity, please?
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@mattbevan.bsky.social
@abc-news.bsky.social

You explain why you turn off the comments, and then you pull this stunt triggering home-google-appliances. Thanks a bunch, Bevan.

You know once upon a time, the Internet considered censorship something to work around.

youtu.be/L9NJuQBUByI?...
The death of news: Australia vs the Election | If You're Listening
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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April 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It took you Wall Street idiots EIGHT YEARS LONGER than the rest of the planet to work this out?

www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
Wall Street seems to have decided that Trump is mentally unstable
I want to suggest today that what we are seeing on Wall Street and in markets around the world is the sudden realization that the president is mentally unstable – that he has dementia, probably – and ...
www.alternet.org
April 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"... you'll never know the amount of love that you have inside of you to give and to receive until..."

... you move to the Ukraine?
April 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM