Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹
@trivieri.bsky.social
I’m here looking for sanity.
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
Suzi Sultana has been cheating on her husband with Randy Raisin.
I’m just keeping you up on current affairs.🍇💕
I’m just keeping you up on current affairs.🍇💕
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Suzi Sultana has been cheating on her husband with Randy Raisin.
I’m just keeping you up on current affairs.🍇💕
I’m just keeping you up on current affairs.🍇💕
When you fart it can be either silent or loud
And then there’s the turd option.💨💩
And then there’s the turd option.💨💩
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When you fart it can be either silent or loud
And then there’s the turd option.💨💩
And then there’s the turd option.💨💩
Some people eat bulbs.
Maybe it's a nice
light snack.💡🍽️
Maybe it's a nice
light snack.💡🍽️
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Some people eat bulbs.
Maybe it's a nice
light snack.💡🍽️
Maybe it's a nice
light snack.💡🍽️
My dad's sister is French and always angry…
She's a croissaunt! 🥐🇫🇷😡
She's a croissaunt! 🥐🇫🇷😡
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My dad's sister is French and always angry…
She's a croissaunt! 🥐🇫🇷😡
She's a croissaunt! 🥐🇫🇷😡
I just move 20cents from my left pocket to my right. It was a pair-o-dime shift!🪙🪙💲
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I just move 20cents from my left pocket to my right. It was a pair-o-dime shift!🪙🪙💲
What do you call a guy with Botox lips….Phillip👄💋💄
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What do you call a guy with Botox lips….Phillip👄💋💄
Scientists have crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower.
People who eat the new vegetable get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli. 🍉🥦🥺
People who eat the new vegetable get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli. 🍉🥦🥺
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Scientists have crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower.
People who eat the new vegetable get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli. 🍉🥦🥺
People who eat the new vegetable get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli. 🍉🥦🥺
Vegan: the chicken you are eating had a family!
Me: that’s why I ordered a family bucket…no-one gets left behind. 🍗🐓🐣
Me: that’s why I ordered a family bucket…no-one gets left behind. 🍗🐓🐣
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Vegan: the chicken you are eating had a family!
Me: that’s why I ordered a family bucket…no-one gets left behind. 🍗🐓🐣
Me: that’s why I ordered a family bucket…no-one gets left behind. 🍗🐓🐣
I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a
porkypine.🥓🐖🌲
porkypine.🥓🐖🌲
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a
porkypine.🥓🐖🌲
porkypine.🥓🐖🌲
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead while I give these two a lift. 🎈🍈 🎩
You go on ahead while I give these two a lift. 🎈🍈 🎩
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead while I give these two a lift. 🎈🍈 🎩
You go on ahead while I give these two a lift. 🎈🍈 🎩
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t! It just craps on the floor!🐓🥪💩
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t! It just craps on the floor!🐓🥪💩
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people.
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people.
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
We haven’t met yet!🙈☺️
Let’s take a poll. Are you in favour of horse puns?
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Let’s take a poll. Are you in favour of horse puns?
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
Yay or neigh?📊🐴
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
FO-Drizzle!☔️🎶🎤
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
You can’t make a
vitamin!💊😘🤦♀️
People who live in glass houses should have sex in their basements!🪟🥰
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
People who live in glass houses should have sex in their basements!🪟🥰
A man fell into a meat grinder making sausage.
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
A man fell into a meat grinder making sausage.
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
That’s an extreme way to die to be frank.🌭
Life is full of uncertainties... Or am I wrong?⁉️🤨🤔
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Life is full of uncertainties... Or am I wrong?⁉️🤨🤔
I recently read that laughing for 5 minutes a day is as healthy as going for a 5 mile jog.
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I recently read that laughing for 5 minutes a day is as healthy as going for a 5 mile jog.
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
So I sat at a patio bar yesterday, laughing at all the joggers going
by! 🍺🏃♂️
Watching game 7 of the World Series and a hockey game breaks out!🤣🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Watching game 7 of the World Series and a hockey game breaks out!🤣🤣🤣
My buddy had a mole removed from his penis.
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My buddy had a mole removed from his penis.
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
The SPCA told him if it happens again they will
press charges! 🐁🍆🚔
Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
Because it dampens their spirits! 👻🌧️
I was at a party when a monster rolled his eyes at me, so I rolled them back on the floor to him.👀🧌
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I was at a party when a monster rolled his eyes at me, so I rolled them back on the floor to him.👀🧌
What do you call an Italian lady of the evening?
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
What do you call an Italian lady of the evening?
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
A Pastatute! 🪝💙🍝
I wish I was a kid again, so everyone would be proud of me for taking a
long nap !😴💤
long nap !😴💤
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I wish I was a kid again, so everyone would be proud of me for taking a
long nap !😴💤
long nap !😴💤