Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹
@trivieri.bsky.social
I’m here looking for sanity.
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
WTF is going on!
Not interested in Crypto!
DM’s from strange boudoir ladies will be ignored!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies when you cook bacon and bake cookies?🥓🍪👨🍳
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies when you cook bacon and bake cookies?🥓🍪👨🍳
All these people are getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, but I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh.
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme. 🇳🇬👑 🛕
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme. 🇳🇬👑 🛕
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
All these people are getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, but I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh.
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme. 🇳🇬👑 🛕
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme. 🇳🇬👑 🛕
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested in the produce department? He took a big leek. 💧🍆🥬
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested in the produce department? He took a big leek. 💧🍆🥬
Scientists have created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. Scientists argue that would defeet the porpoise. 🐬👣
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Scientists have created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. Scientists argue that would defeet the porpoise. 🐬👣
If you get an email with the subject line “Knock Knock”! Don’t respond to it. It is a Jehovah Witness working from home! 💻🚪
January 14, 2026 at 10:06 AM
If you get an email with the subject line “Knock Knock”! Don’t respond to it. It is a Jehovah Witness working from home! 💻🚪
What’s worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ!🦞🦀🎹
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 AM
What’s worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ!🦞🦀🎹
How much does grandpa weigh? Just a little more than a gram. ⚖️👴👵
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 AM
How much does grandpa weigh? Just a little more than a gram. ⚖️👴👵
What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle. 🔪🪵
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 AM
What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle. 🔪🪵
I had a date last night. It was perfect.Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape. 🌴🍇
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I had a date last night. It was perfect.Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape. 🌴🍇
If you are having second thoughts, you’re already two ahead of most people. 🧐🧠
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 AM
If you are having second thoughts, you’re already two ahead of most people. 🧐🧠
A witch was flying on her broom when she saw that all the other witches, were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She said to herself, “Am I the only one who still drives a stick?”🧙♀️🧹
She said to herself, “Am I the only one who still drives a stick?”🧙♀️🧹
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
A witch was flying on her broom when she saw that all the other witches, were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She said to herself, “Am I the only one who still drives a stick?”🧙♀️🧹
She said to herself, “Am I the only one who still drives a stick?”🧙♀️🧹
The police just showed up and arrested the dog, for unpaid barking tickets! 🚓👮♂️🐕🦺
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
The police just showed up and arrested the dog, for unpaid barking tickets! 🚓👮♂️🐕🦺
God loves Football. Especially all the hail Mary’s. 😇🏈
January 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
God loves Football. Especially all the hail Mary’s. 😇🏈
I've decided from January 1st I'll only be watching videos in 2160p or higher. It's my New Year's Resolution 📺👀🎉
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I've decided from January 1st I'll only be watching videos in 2160p or higher. It's my New Year's Resolution 📺👀🎉
My wife has been nagging me to try spelunking.
I finally caved! 👰♂️ 🪨
I finally caved! 👰♂️ 🪨
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
My wife has been nagging me to try spelunking.
I finally caved! 👰♂️ 🪨
I finally caved! 👰♂️ 🪨
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
58! 🍝🍕(💲/ 2)
58! 🍝🍕(💲/ 2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
58! 🍝🍕(💲/ 2)
58! 🍝🍕(💲/ 2)
Dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says you should join the circus. The dog says really? They need an electrician? 🐶🍺🔌
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says you should join the circus. The dog says really? They need an electrician? 🐶🍺🔌
My New Year’s revolution this year is to better proofread my jokes before posting them.🥳🎊🥸
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM
My New Year’s revolution this year is to better proofread my jokes before posting them.🥳🎊🥸
The hottest name for a woman, must be Hellga!🤦♀️🔥
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The hottest name for a woman, must be Hellga!🤦♀️🔥
What did the fire chief say when the brothel was burning down. Quick guys get the ho’s out!🔥🏢👨🚒
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
What did the fire chief say when the brothel was burning down. Quick guys get the ho’s out!🔥🏢👨🚒
Shovels remain the most ground breaking invention ever!🪨
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Shovels remain the most ground breaking invention ever!🪨
I DM’d the CEO of Lego, and I got blocked!🧱📲
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I DM’d the CEO of Lego, and I got blocked!🧱📲
What is the difference between a reindeer and a night in shining armour? One slays a dragon the other drags a sleigh! 🦌⚔️🛷🐉
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
What is the difference between a reindeer and a night in shining armour? One slays a dragon the other drags a sleigh! 🦌⚔️🛷🐉
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an ipad? A Pineapple.📱🎄🍍
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an ipad? A Pineapple.📱🎄🍍
What's the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.
Nobody can
beat that. 🥁🎁🎄🎅🏼
A broken drum.
Nobody can
beat that. 🥁🎁🎄🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
What's the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.
Nobody can
beat that. 🥁🎁🎄🎅🏼
A broken drum.
Nobody can
beat that. 🥁🎁🎄🎅🏼