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Tristan
@tristan.pipo.me
A Seattle based Tech Enthusiast that enjoys relaxing, cigars and video games.

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Had a lovely time in Athens. Really enjoyed my time in Greece. Food was amazing. People were super nice. Hope to make another visit to that county sometime in this lifetime.
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Cigars and Football. Sunny day. Good stuff. Hope everyone is doing well.
September 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not sure if this is a trend everywhere. I find myself constantly bothered by people merging into the freeway at 40 mph. It causes everyone else to slow down. Happened 4 times today.
September 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Went shopping at Costco last night and two couples talked to me asking where I found the things in my cart. Then was going to grab a beverage at 7/11 and some dude compliments my shirt. Not used to so much social interaction.
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Looking forward to some cigars and grilling some variety of meat products this afternoon with some good people.
August 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I really wish Quantum Fiber would get native IPv6 support instead of the this stupid 6rd tunnel thing. Seems like they are stuck in the past with this.
July 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Tristan
Happy #Prime Day to all who celebrate! #HeDiedForUs
July 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The other day I was walking into a Safeway. The security guard at the door stopped me and asked me what my hat said. He started to try and read it. "MahhhhYouI Hooooomane So...." At first I thought I might be getting pranked. But the dude didn't seem to be able to read. That had me feeling nervous.
June 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Had a dream last night I wrote a song that became a clichè at every wedding. Last time I wrote a song was for a project in 6th grade. Was about a turkey named John. Probably should be thankful the only evidence of it is in my brain.
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Always a good time hanging out around the fire pit with the cigar pals.
April 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Was chatting with some friends and we were talking about the first album we can remember listening to. The one that I remember was flipping through the parents vinyl collection and finding George Carlin. Thought it was just a funny cover. Tossed that on the turntable and world changed a bit for me.
April 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Last week while vacationing on the Hawaiian island of Maui. Participated in the Dogs on Demand program with the Maui Humane Society. Took out this super sweet girl Kylie. She loved digging and having staring contests with Chickens. Paid for a scholarship for her training to make her more desirable.
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Finally a game I am actually excited for.
Announcing our next chapter 💦

✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨

Coming 2025!
March 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by Tristan
Phoenix for Bluesky
A Bluesky client based on the award-winning Twitter app for iOS.
tapbots.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Smoke em if you got em today.
February 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Feels like it's been a rather rough few weeks. Was super sick with the round of the flu and then my Uncle passed away. Been missing sleeping well. Hopefully that returns soon.
February 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My @cred.blue score is 413! 🦋

I've been on Bluesky for 680 days, joined during the "invite-only" era, and have a social status of "Highly Engaging Explorer"

Get your score: cred.blue
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Generate a Bluesky credibility score. Understand your AT Proto data footprint. Vibe check strangers and new accounts.
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February 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Was looking at a thread of weird things teachers did. Reminded me of my high school geometry teacher. He lived on a boat and said he and his friends got together and did geometry on white boards below deck. Hope Mr. Gompert is still out there doing his thing.
January 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I think this platform is cool and all. Anytime I see an alert I’m pondering who goes there. Ahh some fake woman account. Well gotta ignore that.
January 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Was a lovely thanksgiving. Weather was clear and made for some good turkey frying times. Enjoyed a nice cigar and some whiskey.
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Looking forward to Thanksgiving. Got the turkey fryer scrubbed down. Got plenty of propane. Got the peanut oil. Have 2 food safe buckets. Got the brine mixture. Just need to thaw the two turkeys. Hopefully the weather is nice and the whiskey is amazing. Company should be good.
November 24, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Reposted by Tristan
Anyway…

Here’s a visualization of all the curse words being used on Bluesky in real time.

Each word is a cute fluffy little profane cloud.

It’s oddly soothing.

H/t @bagpuss.org
#SwearSky
swearsky.bagpuss.org
SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
swearsky.bagpuss.org
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Has anyone figured out how to add a link their own Bluesky profile on mastodon and have it show as verified? Not sure how to add the HTML tag. Since I have a DNS handle on here thought maybe do something with that. But haven’t found much on Google for this type of thing yet.
November 13, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Pretty interesting read and something to think about. pluralistic.net/2024/11/02/u...
Pluralistic: Bluesky and enshittification (02 Nov 2024) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
pluralistic.net
November 2, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Another post into the void of internet social. I hope we all can be happier in the future. Could use more joy and patience in the world.
September 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM