trist allyn the (& gordie)
@tristallyn.bsky.social
fucking hell
(she/they/it + he/him if it's funny)
(she/they/it + he/him if it's funny)
Pinned
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I cannot stress enough to any other Australians to please avoid KWS verification like the plague.
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I cannot stress enough to any other Australians to please avoid KWS verification like the plague.
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
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Overclocking an N64: Really, really cool!
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Overclocking an N64: Really, really cool!
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
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Mario Party contains an obscure "underwhelming victory" scenario. Normally, the winner is celebrated with a special cutscene and declared Superstar. However, if no stars were obtained, no cutscene plays and all the winner gets is text saying "YOU ARE WINNER" before the game ends.
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mario Party contains an obscure "underwhelming victory" scenario. Normally, the winner is celebrated with a special cutscene and declared Superstar. However, if no stars were obtained, no cutscene plays and all the winner gets is text saying "YOU ARE WINNER" before the game ends.
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nerd fox boy talks numbers as if they matter at this point
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
nerd fox boy talks numbers as if they matter at this point
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now they can hang out freely
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
now they can hang out freely
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drifting around mandates
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
drifting around mandates
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thinking about 17776 describing humans as creatures of play
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
thinking about 17776 describing humans as creatures of play
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played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
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i still don't think i'll ever top "Papa's Cathedraleria DELUXE" though
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i still don't think i'll ever top "Papa's Cathedraleria DELUXE" though
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Oh my god
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my god
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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My wife says the darndest things sometimes. Here is a small snippet of some of my favorite Catherine Quotes pulled from my Catherine Quotes List.
!["The first image result is from a website called "jimcarreyonline.com" and I'm not fucking clicking on that because I'm afraid it'll download a Jim Carrey-themed MMO to my computer." ~11:36 AM 7/22/23
[About Super Mario] "I'm glad he broke his legs." ~4:20PM 5/11/25
[As Wario] "Hey Mario, you still got that helicopter? I think I'm gonna need you to airlift me out of my house. Yeah, while I was sleeping my house turned into a Death Run map." ~2:53PM 2/26/25](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wbyo22kzxxsxo67vgdu4uh5r/bafkreifxnqjxlqx2b2bkjqcbbxbr25oomufafupvp52sup4a5m7j3ku5rq@jpeg)
!["What do you mean the Nintendo 64 never had any spikes? What about my favorite Super Mario 64 Star, Red Coins in the Pungee Pit?" ~4:33AM 3/21/24
"GRRRRR.....!!! I wanna push his eyes so far into his skull that he has to SHIT them out to get them back!!" ~8:34AM 5/13/24
[As Wario] "I need to watch and support indie animation." ~2:03PM 2/25/24](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wbyo22kzxxsxo67vgdu4uh5r/bafkreigfaqr42idlcvw7zqyajyi5l3zgoksx7xifcrae3rbaw64pvpm4am@jpeg)
![[About the old man nintendo keeps locked up in their basement that they're keeping alive with chemicals and bionic parts to force him to think of new nintendo games, a scenario entirely thought up by Catherine] "Miyamoto pokes him with a cow prodder and he screams the name of the next game." ~9:37PM 4/13/24
[Walks into bedroom from cutting pizzas in kitchen, naked] "Uhh, I heard you say 'what the fuck' in a tone that would normally indicate you saw someone turn into a triangle from across the street, uhh... what happened?" ~10:12PM 5/1/25
[Stretches]
[Accidentally hits arm on our chair]
[Short beat passes]
[Angrily hits chair back in retaliation]
~11:20PM 8/29/25](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wbyo22kzxxsxo67vgdu4uh5r/bafkreig6bdzxllazytuwc74e2h5thd6ck3n6eyx2xmjzbrgdjcioonbcgu@jpeg)
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My wife says the darndest things sometimes. Here is a small snippet of some of my favorite Catherine Quotes pulled from my Catherine Quotes List.
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
every time the bot posts one like 4 gaming people materialize to like it. are you getting tipped off on the word cuphead or something hello. who is this
(yo you cant go .. .you cant go leaking the secret 2nd cuphead dlc. like that. cuphead: the one with goldy in it . you cant go leaking secret gamedev inf o. like that .)
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
every time the bot posts one like 4 gaming people materialize to like it. are you getting tipped off on the word cuphead or something hello. who is this
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You can't eat the internet.
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You can't eat the internet.
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The Spam (1997) - BACK OFF | Movieclips
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The Spam (1997) - BACK OFF | Movieclips
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Guys i have a confession to make i don’t feed him food at all i don’t think hes eaten food once ever but hes fine so yeah ill try giving him some food soon idk maybe he like it maybe not
August 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Guys i have a confession to make i don’t feed him food at all i don’t think hes eaten food once ever but hes fine so yeah ill try giving him some food soon idk maybe he like it maybe not
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July 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM