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Tristalien
@tristalien.bsky.social
Anti capitalist
Soon to be expat
Big fuckin nerd
Devastating news
December 28, 2024 at 1:39 AM
So apparently if billionaires were shot at the same rate that children are in the United States, we would run out of billionaires in just over 2 months.

Seems very achievable 🙂‍↕️
December 22, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Elon Musk is blatantly buying multiple governments and these inbred “patriots” are cheering for some reason?
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
The biggest issue in working with old people is that they think “oven” is an acceptable temperature to work in

TURN THE GODDAMN THERMOSTAT DOWN BRO
December 18, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I love me an Outdoor Boys Saturday
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
December 12, 2024 at 12:25 AM
“I think you’re confusing peace with quiet”
- Ultron
December 11, 2024 at 7:29 AM
“What radicalized you?”
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Thoughts?
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Nah RFK jr just crossed the line with that uncrustables bullshit
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Why is the only good country music the kind that makes you want to drink in solitude
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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We keep getting messages saying climate change is a hoax and the world is flat. Is it 2024?!
December 7, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Left with no other options
December 7, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This may be the first time I’ve ever seen unity on a subject in my lifetime
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Finishing a La Croix and then refilling it with regular water for an even more unremarkable hint of flavor
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Funny how they need help when it’s not a setup
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
MORE DEAD CEOs PLEASE and thank you
December 4, 2024 at 10:43 PM
“Namaste 🙏”

Nah imma stay out of it, thank you.

Now hit this Pat-A-Cake 🙏🖐️🙏🤚🙏
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 AM
How it feels to sit in discord with the boys at 3am
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Actually first used by the British Army in the 1970's who accused the IRA of doing it to defend their actions.

But of course they wouldn't say that.
November 29, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Of all the things to be grateful for today, the cop that pulled me over is not one of them. Happy thanksgiving.

ACAB
November 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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Did pizza instead of turkey this year. A+ idea, one of several
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM