like when you follow the internet recipe for stovetop mac even though you know it's too much cheese and the mac congeals perfectly in the shape of your stomach rendering you incapacitated
January 9, 2024 at 1:49 AM
like when you follow the internet recipe for stovetop mac even though you know it's too much cheese and the mac congeals perfectly in the shape of your stomach rendering you incapacitated
No but depending on what your deductible is it might make more sense for your friend to just get the money together. No way they come out ahead on this once you factor in the deductible and increase to their premiums
January 4, 2024 at 10:20 PM
No but depending on what your deductible is it might make more sense for your friend to just get the money together. No way they come out ahead on this once you factor in the deductible and increase to their premiums
Yeah, it's fine. She probably doesn't need to worry about some dumb corporate hr team binning her resume for being horny on main
January 3, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Yeah, it's fine. She probably doesn't need to worry about some dumb corporate hr team binning her resume for being horny on main
That fish is so fucked
December 26, 2023 at 2:32 AM
That fish is so fucked
Can this be a nightmare we leave on Twitter
December 22, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Can this be a nightmare we leave on Twitter
I think this would be more amusing for the adults
December 19, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I think this would be more amusing for the adults
if they were clever yet they could retort that they've been closer to examining your bones than you have
December 19, 2023 at 3:57 PM
if they were clever yet they could retort that they've been closer to examining your bones than you have
def felt like my subconscious was punishing me for suppressing my dreams for a couple of weeks haha. glad you're getting to the good part.
December 19, 2023 at 2:35 PM
def felt like my subconscious was punishing me for suppressing my dreams for a couple of weeks haha. glad you're getting to the good part.
Honestly once you stop sweating and having the horrible dreams everything starts to feel amazing. 2 years without for me, keep it up! ☀
December 19, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Honestly once you stop sweating and having the horrible dreams everything starts to feel amazing. 2 years without for me, keep it up! ☀
Which I think underscores your point, that sounds fucking terrible. Where's the hedonism? What's even the point if you can't do like, half or even a quarter of a Caligula
December 13, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Which I think underscores your point, that sounds fucking terrible. Where's the hedonism? What's even the point if you can't do like, half or even a quarter of a Caligula
Apparently he stopped using the son as his blood bag because it didn't have any noticeable benefit.
Now he basically just lives in a red light incubator and subsists entirely on a diet of pond scum and supplements
Now he basically just lives in a red light incubator and subsists entirely on a diet of pond scum and supplements
December 13, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Apparently he stopped using the son as his blood bag because it didn't have any noticeable benefit.
Now he basically just lives in a red light incubator and subsists entirely on a diet of pond scum and supplements
Now he basically just lives in a red light incubator and subsists entirely on a diet of pond scum and supplements
Abuse either makes you cool or criminally insane
December 8, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Abuse either makes you cool or criminally insane
Louisiana- crawfish bread
December 8, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Louisiana- crawfish bread
ppl like this literally have brain worms
December 4, 2023 at 4:16 PM
ppl like this literally have brain worms
national lampoons ass family
November 23, 2023 at 5:03 AM
national lampoons ass family
Give me a yugo or give me death
November 15, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Give me a yugo or give me death
Are you watching the current season? I'm genuinely worried about Lucy. If that's not an act she should not be allowed to drive
November 12, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Are you watching the current season? I'm genuinely worried about Lucy. If that's not an act she should not be allowed to drive
I know in my heart that if you asked Joe about Eric Adams he would say "who?"
November 11, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I know in my heart that if you asked Joe about Eric Adams he would say "who?"