they had to juice Kate Middleton like a lemon to get enough paint for the king charles portrait
May 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM
they had to juice Kate Middleton like a lemon to get enough paint for the king charles portrait
welcome to your new phone update, the numbers are skinnier and your phone dies twice as fast
December 14, 2023 at 5:27 PM
welcome to your new phone update, the numbers are skinnier and your phone dies twice as fast
fixing to be an incredible day for memes
November 30, 2023 at 2:16 AM
fixing to be an incredible day for memes
when I was in my early 20s the dryer in my apartment didn't stop spinning when you opened the door.
I tried to snatch a shirt out when it was moving and my elbow got caught in the drum. It still clicks sometimes
I tried to snatch a shirt out when it was moving and my elbow got caught in the drum. It still clicks sometimes
Quote post this with a really foolish injury.
When I was 8 years old, I tried to jump on a balloon and pop it at a birthday party - but I bounced off, and landed... badly.
I broke the growth bone in my wrist and had to have surgery to repair it. It took weeks to heal.
The balloon went unscathed.
When I was 8 years old, I tried to jump on a balloon and pop it at a birthday party - but I bounced off, and landed... badly.
I broke the growth bone in my wrist and had to have surgery to repair it. It took weeks to heal.
The balloon went unscathed.
Quote post this with a really foolish injury.
Once I was riding around warming up for a horse-based stunt show and the saddle wasn't done up properly, it slipped backwards and spun around under the horse, throwing me off and breaking my collar bone, 10min before the show.
Once I was riding around warming up for a horse-based stunt show and the saddle wasn't done up properly, it slipped backwards and spun around under the horse, throwing me off and breaking my collar bone, 10min before the show.
October 24, 2023 at 1:19 PM
when I was in my early 20s the dryer in my apartment didn't stop spinning when you opened the door.
I tried to snatch a shirt out when it was moving and my elbow got caught in the drum. It still clicks sometimes
I tried to snatch a shirt out when it was moving and my elbow got caught in the drum. It still clicks sometimes
@jacksonsheaf.bsky.social bsky-social-xqkmb-bkvxb
I don't have Twitter, sorry. Maybe posting directly to you will prevent scavengers.
I don't have Twitter, sorry. Maybe posting directly to you will prevent scavengers.
October 19, 2023 at 2:55 PM
@jacksonsheaf.bsky.social bsky-social-xqkmb-bkvxb
I don't have Twitter, sorry. Maybe posting directly to you will prevent scavengers.
I don't have Twitter, sorry. Maybe posting directly to you will prevent scavengers.
if any of your dorky little friends need invite codes lmk
October 6, 2023 at 6:24 PM
if any of your dorky little friends need invite codes lmk
Genuinely perplexed by but also enchanted with this fabletics marketing pic with cat hair on the ass
October 1, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Genuinely perplexed by but also enchanted with this fabletics marketing pic with cat hair on the ass
inside u there are two wolves, regular jesus and photo negative jesus
September 4, 2023 at 11:00 PM
inside u there are two wolves, regular jesus and photo negative jesus
lady's out here LARPing Baldur's Gate
August 29, 2023 at 2:14 PM
lady's out here LARPing Baldur's Gate
I challenge u to ask a man what he's doing tonight and when he says "world cup!" say "is that like baseball or something" and see what happens
July 27, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I challenge u to ask a man what he's doing tonight and when he says "world cup!" say "is that like baseball or something" and see what happens