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tristan
@triscuitbiscuit.bsky.social
he/they. 25. proud father of 2 (cats). spider-man enthusiast and certified hater. free palestine
living the video game dream right now, I picked up the ultimate editions of both Injustice games for 8 bucks on steam
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
my uncle and I have just been having fun doing random missions with boosted borderlands 2 characters and it's honestly the highlight of my week
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
i love cows so much, and i want to pet one so bad
December 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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many of trump's cabinet picks are genuinely strange and they illustrate his unusual relationship to the party he nominally leads
Opinion | Trump’s Cabinet Picks Show That the G.O.P. Is Hollowed Out, Too (Gift Article)
His cabinet picks show that the Republicans are hollowed out, too.
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 PM
hehe... nice
December 10, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I really intended on binge playing Borderlands 2 today, but my dad wants to get lunch and I can't deny the opportunity for Indian food with my dad.
December 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
homemade hot cocoa mix:

1/4 cup cocoa powder
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1-2 teaspoons of salt, to taste

sift the cocoa powder if it's lumpy to fix that, and mix together by shaking vigorously. I add like 3 heaping teaspoons of mix to 16oz of hot milk and it's amazing!
December 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
it's fine, my real video game win of the day was playing mario party with my parents. my dad stole my win from me, but it was fun nonetheless.
December 9, 2024 at 3:22 AM
picked up borderlands 2 for the first time in years and i'm better than i thought i'd be, but also so bad i died 5 times on the first real boss
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
texting my dad has become one of my favorite things, mostly because i spend about half the time filling in the blanks of his extremely cryptic messages be sentence message
December 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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the large bong is mostly for ceremony, for everyday smoking we have this baby bong
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded.

Fuck you, reindeer.
December 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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I think an incredibly easy win for politicians in the Democratic Party right now is to publicly express support for Medicare for All
December 7, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Civ 6 is pretty much the only game where Mahatma Gandhi will call you a lazy, provincial dipshit before dropping an unprovoked atomic bomb on you.
December 7, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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once bluesky adds drafts i will be over here much more. drafts are important for an ADD person with lots of concepts of thoughts
December 7, 2024 at 2:11 AM
most of my twitter followers were people from high school, and i'm pretty happy to be free of that now
December 6, 2024 at 10:34 PM
i gotta get my best bud on here, i need to send him the memes
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Little warrior rocking his powwow regalia. He’s absolutely adorable — yes?
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 PM
kind of glad i have clean play tonight, i will be working out my frustration by scrubbing the floors into oblivion
December 4, 2024 at 4:09 PM
i'm lowkey irritated about my wrapped, like where the fuck are my top genres spotify? not a single mention of my disco funk obsession from this summer/fall?? i fucking hate AI
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
finally my favorite band is accurately respected in my spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
i do my girlfriends hair at home because of you know, the economy lol. pleased to say that it came out very very good 😊
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
here's plywood being his usual majestic self
November 30, 2024 at 11:39 PM
also i'm on day 2/6 of a long ass stretch of work and i already want to die
November 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM