Jedi McBeardface
@tripledaddy.bsky.social
Stay-at-home father of three. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Me as I read the quote...
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Me as I read the quote...
Millennials? MILLENNIALS?!
My Gen X brothers and sisters burned so many fucking CDs, the drummer from Metallica testified before Congress for help.
My Gen X brothers and sisters burned so many fucking CDs, the drummer from Metallica testified before Congress for help.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Millennials? MILLENNIALS?!
My Gen X brothers and sisters burned so many fucking CDs, the drummer from Metallica testified before Congress for help.
My Gen X brothers and sisters burned so many fucking CDs, the drummer from Metallica testified before Congress for help.
I pointed out last month after Spaceship's 11th test flight that the 11th flight of the Saturn V was Apollo 16. A couple of SpaceX fanboys were not happy...
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I pointed out last month after Spaceship's 11th test flight that the 11th flight of the Saturn V was Apollo 16. A couple of SpaceX fanboys were not happy...
Campaign 4 is so fucking good, y'all. Tell Brennan a rando Forever DM on the internet said so.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Campaign 4 is so fucking good, y'all. Tell Brennan a rando Forever DM on the internet said so.
Or she's looking at a senate or governor run...
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Or she's looking at a senate or governor run...
Every. Single. Time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every. Single. Time.
Chocolate Mousse!
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Chocolate Mousse!
Reminder that Pat is a congressman because the state legislature gerrymandered the fuck out of the districts after the '22 elections (when he lost by 14 points to Jeff Jackson) and the GOP took control of the NC Supreme Court.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reminder that Pat is a congressman because the state legislature gerrymandered the fuck out of the districts after the '22 elections (when he lost by 14 points to Jeff Jackson) and the GOP took control of the NC Supreme Court.
Aww, did somebody have their flight delayed, you sniveling coward?
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Aww, did somebody have their flight delayed, you sniveling coward?
Draining the social battery is real.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Draining the social battery is real.
With a scoped M4, cosplaying he's on foot patrol in Fallujah. You're 55 my dude, if you wanted to serve after 9/11 you could've.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
With a scoped M4, cosplaying he's on foot patrol in Fallujah. You're 55 my dude, if you wanted to serve after 9/11 you could've.
My text chats would all be "DnD next weekend in an actual Scottish castle WHO'S IN?"
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My text chats would all be "DnD next weekend in an actual Scottish castle WHO'S IN?"
Four Seasons Landscaping Peace Prize.
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Four Seasons Landscaping Peace Prize.
I read this as people really want to vote against the GOP.
Like, a lot.
Like, a lot.
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I read this as people really want to vote against the GOP.
Like, a lot.
Like, a lot.
Legit laughed out loud.
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Legit laughed out loud.
His cat is named Biscuit for a reason...
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
His cat is named Biscuit for a reason...
