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Jedi McBeardface
@tripledaddy.bsky.social
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Stay-at-home father of three. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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The worst person you know just made an excellent point. A meme so universal you don't even have to post the title, just the picture.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Me as I read the quote...
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Meanwhile in Poland...
Monkey puppet giving epic side-eye. Historically, Poland has not benefited from jobless Nazis. Poland has F-16s now. I would bet on Poland.
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I do not like this skeet because it describes my Steam library I'LL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Steve Harvey also thinks this is funny satire, but is also deeply concerned that a non-violent police interaction is satire.
July 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Finished it back when it had forced stealth - which I enjoyed - and had a blast. Nix may be the best companion in a videogame ever.

I am an excellent smuggler:
Kay Vess' endgame reputation with the criminal underworld is excellent for all four factions, no easy feat. She does the job, and then she gets paid.
July 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Mean girls are going to drive their wankenpanzer with Hitler AI to Poland.
July 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Elrond remembers flame-wars in the past and is haunted by the memories.
June 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Colonel Wilma Deering, Earth Defense Directorate.
May 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Even a goose knows that everyone deserves due process.
May 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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General Sherman is disappointed he didn't get to burn the slave plantation to the ground.
May 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The overthrow of the Galactic Empire starts with a pair of dirty cops hassling a guy for a bribe.
May 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Skinner, like JD Vance, claims to be a Christian while manifesting zero Christ-like virtues.
May 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Elrond becomes lost in memory over the last 100 days that have lasted 3000 years....
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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General Sherman is annoyed that traitorous Confederates are still wandering around Mississippi.
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Every. Fucking. Day.
Captain Picard requests a damage report on what new fuckery has been inflicted on America today.
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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William Henry Harrison...
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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May I introduce you to Frowning Dog, which serves a similar purpose.
A doggo that isn't mad, he's just disappointed in you.
January 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I get it though. People are holding on to whatever they can because it's so fucking bleak, even if it's nonsense. Every morning for the next 4 years is waking up like...
Captain Picard looking grim and requesting a damage report on what new fuckery Trump is doing today.
December 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 6:08 AM