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@trimdog.bsky.social
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chill dude who’s not too complicated (aspirational)
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Eldritch ice cream cones
Dubai chocolate cones, distended and oozing green brains
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Still my all-time favorite Twitter post @followers4algernon.bsky.social
Twitter screenshot Followers For Algernon @bonerhitler Me: I'm not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty. 3 beers later: [Picture of Edmund Fitzgerald cargo ship sailing low in the water for being too heavy] 11:49 AM • Nov 10, 2020 79 comments 1.7K retweets 7.5K likes 294 saves
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Hm what could have been a radicalizing event for young people in 2014, it’s a real mystery, Ivy League professors just can’t figure it out
[3][4] It was conducted using the hashtag "#Gamergate" primarily in 2014 and 2015. la]
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Casual reminder that the whitest condiment is Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce

www.santafenewmexican.com/news/rich-pe...
Race In the world of television in 2016, some of the top-ten predictors of whiteness were watching "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," "American Pickers," "The Big Bang Theory" and the Kentucky Derby. If we're looking at specific brand names, the top 10 included Thomas' English muffins, Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce and Stove Top stuffing.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Me if you consider the Stardew Valley character creation process to be a psychological examination
Bluesky post reading “The last time someone did a psychological examination on me they sent me to live on a farm for a year”
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Which kind of ChatGPT user are you?
Toy Story Andy with text “nice to them (sweet)” Toy Story Sid with text “torture them” Toy Story Al McWhiggin with text “nice to them (creepy)” Toy Story Andy’s mom with text “I’m an adult”
October 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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BTW they fixed this! #thankyougovt
A tree with a sidewalk going around it
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Screenshot from The Graduate, an older man encourages the main character pressure a career in plastics
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Thinking about that guy who lost his life savings warning everybody about the world ending on May 21, 2011 via NYC subway ads
Picture of a book cover The DOOMSDAY Code: God Is Warning Us Through The Bible ROBERT FITZPATRICK Picture of a book back (text copied from picture automatically, apologies for typos) DOOMSDAY Code Mankind has only one book that can prove itself to be the word of God. That book is the Bible God rook over 1,500 years to write it and now, more than 1,900 years after is completion. God has "unsealed" the Bible to reveal astonishing secrets it concains. The Bible tells us in Eccleslastes 8:5: Whoso keepeth the commandment shall feel no wil thing and a wise man' beart discerneth both time and judgment. God has peonised to reveal not only che time mben He wil belog jodgacet ca che earth, bur also the nature of that judgoem. la our day. God is wing Hia ambanadoes to ware che woell - chat its time is almost ower, and char chey munt be recoocdod to Him or face the evil He is above to bring; five monchs of hell on earth. In The Doomudry Code, you will learns Why and when the carth was creased. What happens to a person who dies What the Balle reveals about coodlidses la podry's lool cooprepices of Chreian churches, and what terrible thing happened there in reced history. How we can ko chat judgmen Dry begias on May 21, 2011 wich a great cacchquake. und char the lur day of the carchi cutence will be October 21, 2011. What will happen to you if God bas noe saved you by May 21, 2011. Which groups of people God will punil enore avady during the five aboecha of Judgment Day Whore countdown for the nacice of lunad began on May 14,1948. How we can turn back our calendar to determine de date of the Crocificion. The author is retired and lives in New York Ciry
September 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Twitter screenshot Followers For Algernon @bonerhitler Me: I'm not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty. 3 beers later: [Picture of Edmund Fitzgerald cargo ship sailing low in the water for being too heavy] 11:49 AM • Nov 10, 2020 79 comments 1.7K retweets 7.5K likes 294 saves
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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If the zone isn’t dumb, risky, or losing, count Schumer out
Brand positioning Venn diagram with three circles, “what consumers want,” “what your brand does best,” “what your competitor does best” What consumers want and what your brand does best overlapping is winning zone All three overlapping is risky zone What your brand does best and what your competitor does best is dumb zone What your competitor does best and what consumers want is losing zone The winning space must be unique to competitors, motivating to consumers and ownable for the brand
September 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I love how, in the intro, for no reason, they have a random polisci distortion of the US map reflecting population and partisan lean, just a little splat for aesthetic
Cartogram of the United States, showing each county with a size proportional to its population. The colors reflect presidential election results.
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Rotten Tomatoes screenshot for the 2012 action comedy movie “One for the Money” starring Katherine Heigl Tomatometer 2% Popcornmeter 42%
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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As a hot guy scientist, I’d like to note that the men reach their peak hotness at 40
Spreadsheet with every People magazine’s hottest man alive, the year they won, their age when they won, and finally a calculated median and average age of 40
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Shit my mom says
So the bears are not worrisome or anything . Didn't expect them to be useful, however !!
September 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Jeannie Ortega: Okay Papoose we’re gonna record your verse are you ready

Papoose: Okay I’m gonna finally address something that’s been bothering me for a long time
[Verse 3: Papoose] Bk, Bk Uh They say you can't have your cake and eat it too Tell me, what's the meaning? What's the sense of me having cake if I can't eat it?
September 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I swear your honor, the DVDs are official and licensed
Sketchy Wishbone DVDs
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Real spoiler candidate fans know who the GOAT is
Ross Perot
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Sega... start a new social media site on ATProto
Former Twitter logo, upside down Silhouette of Sonic's head The spikes resemble the Twitter bird logo's wings and the ear resembles its beak
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Cooked

www.nytimes.com/2022/05/05/a...
It's audience research day at Moonbug Entertainment, the London company that produces 29 of the most popular online kids' shows in the world, found on more than 150 platforms in 32 languages - and with 7.8 billion views on YouTube in March alone. Once a month, children are brought here, one at a time, and shown a handful of episodes to figure out exactly which parts of the shows are engaging and which are tuned out. For anyone older than 2 years old, the team deploys a whimsically named tool: the Distractatron. It's a small TV screen, placed a few feet from the larger one, that plays a continuous loop of banal, real-world scenes — a guy pouring a cup of coffee, someone getting a haircut - each lasting about 20 seconds. Whenever a youngster looks away from the Moonbug show to glimpse the Distractatron, a note is jotted down.
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Sydney Sweeney with quote text “I think we need to release the Epstein files”
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Frankenstein’s monster, in the middle of a multi-chapter “and this is what I’ve been up to” expository monologue, takes a moment to call out Islamophobia in France
"The father of Safie had been the cause of their ruin. He was a Turkish merchant and had inhabited Paris for many years, when, for some reason which I could not learn, he became obnoxious to the government. He was seized and cast into prison the very day that Safie arrived from Constantinople to join him. He was tried and condemned to death. The injustice of his sentence was very flagrant; all Paris was indignant; and it was judged that his religion and wealth rather than the crime alleged against him had been the cause of his condemnation.”
July 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The OG Bowsette
Lena from 1993’s live action Super Mario’s Bros played by Fiona Shaw
July 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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My top blobs:

1. The OG blob
2. Of the Brotherhood of Mutants
3. Gooey Gus

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Poster for The Blob
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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iOS time limit screen for the Bluesky app
July 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM