But also I loathe “rules light” as a term because it tells me nothing useful

The same term is used to mean “a very few, extremely precise rules deployed very strictly for immense effect” and “idk man it’s improv-driven consensus loosey-goose pure roleplaying magic, it’s so cool”.

Also yeah, a lot of games people call rules light I would call rules incomplete. Your game doesn't need fall damage rules most of the time, but I do expect stealth mechanics in games where sneaking around and hiding are important. Not including those rules makes the game "lighter" but at what cost

What are the odds this gets decorated in the style of the Doom Bathroom?

Straight furries are horny for cops I guess?