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Trying hard and having fun. Just let me get these posts off. #ForksDown
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Hi friends. I’ve got a new song out, about grief and navigating the memories of those we’ve lost — this one means a lot to me, and it would mean a lot to me if you could listen. It’s on all the major streaming sites ❤️

open.spotify.com/track/7aTSiF...
Cold Long Knife
The Circuit Death · Cold Long Knife · Song · 2025
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February 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hi folks I finally went ahead and made a Bluesky account for my music @thecircuitdeath.bsky.social, so if you’re maybe into that sort of thing I’d greatly appreciate a follow over there. If you’re feeling real generous you can even follow that link and listen to a song or two :)
February 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Does Jerry have a burner on here yet
January 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
One of my goals for January was to determine whether I wanted to pay to keep trident deck dot com registered, or officially hang it up. Well it auto-renewed, so I guess I’ll make an effort to get my moneys worth. Give me blog ideas that I won’t use, please
January 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hey Sailor. I’ve got bad news and good news.

The bad news is that the world continues to be really bad.

The good news is that you don’t have to give into any of that. Also I love you, and lots of other people probably do too.

In 2025 were Sincerity Posting.
#ForksDown. 💙
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get this account to 1000 followers by Christmas and I’ll do a face reveal
December 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
If the Packers don’t call this particular uniform set “White Cheddar,” then what are we even doing here
December 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
At least this year the Mariners are not pretending like they’re trying to do anything. They *can* learn!
December 7, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Robinson Cano fWAR, Jerry Dipoto Era (2016-2018): 11.4

Every single other Mariner 2B, Jerry Dipoto Era (2016-?) (Min. 10 PA): 6.2
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I think baseball should have opportunities for the defense to score. Interceptions. When a defender catches a ball in the air he can either do the normal, boring thing or he can throw it home and if it hits the plate the defense scores a run. Call me, Papa Manfred
December 3, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I thought the Golden At-Bat was the one in which a player secures his golden sombrero. Words used to mean something
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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People get so upset about these kinds of things but to me it is just very funny that the Mariners are more than two months into the baseball offseason, possess a roster in desperate need of assistance, and all they’ve done is give each other new titles and promotions. That’s good stuff!
December 3, 2024 at 2:37 PM
On Thanksgiving my grandmother-in-law asked me if I still write blogs about the Seattle Mariners, and I hit her with the Ben Affleck thousand-yard stare
December 3, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Testing something over here: Go Ducks
December 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM
[accidentally deploys a lineup full of Mitch Garvers for an entire season with a 30% strikeout rate] Alright. That’s fine. Here’s what I think happened, (1/82)
November 26, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Which of the 2025 Seattle Mariners’ 86 wins are you most excited to attend?
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
That is correct, and that’s a follow. Game over, thanks for playing everyone
I am 100 percent convinced that “tridents up” was directly inspired/in reaction to “forks down.”
November 25, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Convince me below why you should be the 100th account I follow.

If you reply to this and I already follow you, I’m going to unfollow you and put trash in your recycling bin
November 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I’d kick the tires on Brendan Rodgers. It might injure him, but I’d do it
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Real ones remember
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Personally, I think the Dodgers turning into a baseball Galactus while everyone else wrings their hands about how much money they’re *not* willing to spend is extremely funny and good
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I can’t do good posts here until you get me over that 7k follower threshold I had on the other site, just keep that in mind. The posts will range from bad to decent until then
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Ian Kinsler. Now there was a guy
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I think it’s great that when football started, everybody could only think of one way to put a G on a helmet
November 17, 2024 at 2:38 AM