October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I liked becoming a master manipulator - so I learned to Duchenne smile on command. now everyone thinks I'm happy
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I liked becoming a master manipulator - so I learned to Duchenne smile on command. now everyone thinks I'm happy
can't spell simony without money 😎
February 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
can't spell simony without money 😎
"s'il vous plait?" when is it going to be time for s'elle vous plait
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
December 23, 2023 at 8:55 PM
"s'il vous plait?" when is it going to be time for s'elle vous plait
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
they should make human sized versions of all the kitchen appliances like microwaves and toasters and stand mixers just for playing around in
December 9, 2023 at 12:27 AM
they should make human sized versions of all the kitchen appliances like microwaves and toasters and stand mixers just for playing around in
Reposted by tricky dixie
December 5, 2023 at 1:15 PM
*cums once and dies*
December 1, 2023 at 12:17 AM
*cums once and dies*
just came up with a new username: "adultcrybaby" you're welcome folks
November 19, 2023 at 4:42 AM
just came up with a new username: "adultcrybaby" you're welcome folks
If you see this, skeet any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
November 12, 2023 at 5:13 PM
If you see this, skeet any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
fuck it, I'm tummyposting and there's nothing you can type or post at me to stop me
November 10, 2023 at 6:19 AM
fuck it, I'm tummyposting and there's nothing you can type or post at me to stop me
there have been other, past rodeos in which I've been a participant. I've even got a kiss from a clown
October 19, 2023 at 4:08 PM
there have been other, past rodeos in which I've been a participant. I've even got a kiss from a clown
back when I was young and foolish I thought the sexiest thing I could become was a Mayor. now I know it's a Butler
October 13, 2023 at 4:59 AM
back when I was young and foolish I thought the sexiest thing I could become was a Mayor. now I know it's a Butler
when you don't enjoy 2cb so you just hit them with the shpongled stare
September 30, 2023 at 10:18 PM
when you don't enjoy 2cb so you just hit them with the shpongled stare
Reposted by tricky dixie
i downloaded "goblin tools", an app with a set of tools you can use if you have a fucked up ADHD brain like me, and one of them converts your text to various other vibes, like so
September 22, 2023 at 12:49 PM
i downloaded "goblin tools", an app with a set of tools you can use if you have a fucked up ADHD brain like me, and one of them converts your text to various other vibes, like so
when I say "get a grip" im specifically talking about your p#$&y
September 19, 2023 at 8:10 PM
when I say "get a grip" im specifically talking about your p#$&y
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
September 15, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
ME: puts a hand on your deodorant
"please stop.... for me?" 🥺
"please stop.... for me?" 🥺
August 24, 2023 at 3:38 AM
ME: puts a hand on your deodorant
"please stop.... for me?" 🥺
"please stop.... for me?" 🥺
just thought of a new name: Zoshua. you're welcome folks
August 15, 2023 at 4:28 AM
just thought of a new name: Zoshua. you're welcome folks
PERSON 1: you got gay sex in my dubstep
PERSON 2: you got dubstep in my gay sex
ME: oh no, how could this have happened, this is a catastrophe
PERSON 2: you got dubstep in my gay sex
ME: oh no, how could this have happened, this is a catastrophe
August 10, 2023 at 3:35 PM
PERSON 1: you got gay sex in my dubstep
PERSON 2: you got dubstep in my gay sex
ME: oh no, how could this have happened, this is a catastrophe
PERSON 2: you got dubstep in my gay sex
ME: oh no, how could this have happened, this is a catastrophe