The Wizard Of Snark, Magician Of The Tribunal Of The Imagination
@tribimagin.bsky.social
Media-critic, nerd-wizard, all-around pain in the butt to the forces of evil. Genderfluid/masc, he/they. This Wizard Punches Nazis.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
I'm a day late and a dollar short, but here we go.
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm a day late and a dollar short, but here we go.
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
And yeah... I wanna make money making art. Because making art takes time and costs money. Time IS money, and money is expensive.
I've dabbled in media-criticism, but I think where I shine is as a toymaker and a propsman.
I've dabbled in media-criticism, but I think where I shine is as a toymaker and a propsman.
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And yeah... I wanna make money making art. Because making art takes time and costs money. Time IS money, and money is expensive.
I've dabbled in media-criticism, but I think where I shine is as a toymaker and a propsman.
I've dabbled in media-criticism, but I think where I shine is as a toymaker and a propsman.
...straight.
I say "pretending" because, let's face it... there is NOTHING straight about "The Sacred Brotherhood Of Combat." Originating as it does in Hellenic Greece, where "True Love" was between a man and the teenage boy he was training in the martial arts.
I say "pretending" because, let's face it... there is NOTHING straight about "The Sacred Brotherhood Of Combat." Originating as it does in Hellenic Greece, where "True Love" was between a man and the teenage boy he was training in the martial arts.
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
...straight.
I say "pretending" because, let's face it... there is NOTHING straight about "The Sacred Brotherhood Of Combat." Originating as it does in Hellenic Greece, where "True Love" was between a man and the teenage boy he was training in the martial arts.
I say "pretending" because, let's face it... there is NOTHING straight about "The Sacred Brotherhood Of Combat." Originating as it does in Hellenic Greece, where "True Love" was between a man and the teenage boy he was training in the martial arts.
What you speak of is best illustrated here... lifted this off Facebook some years ago, from some Neo-Nazi band from Poland. Depicting a Crusader Knight and a Pagan Viking united against a shambling, unclean horde of... well, pretty much anyone who isn't white, male, cisgender and pretending to be...
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What you speak of is best illustrated here... lifted this off Facebook some years ago, from some Neo-Nazi band from Poland. Depicting a Crusader Knight and a Pagan Viking united against a shambling, unclean horde of... well, pretty much anyone who isn't white, male, cisgender and pretending to be...
Platner can kiss my ass. He probably sleeps with THIS birdcage-liner under his pillow.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Platner can kiss my ass. He probably sleeps with THIS birdcage-liner under his pillow.
Yeah, never trust anyone who thinks "300" was a documentary. I'm willin' to bet dollars to dog-biscuits Platner's read Bronze Age Pervert's magnum-opus, "Bronze Age Mindset."
I have too. BAP thinks all that 4chan-shitposter gobbledygook would scare me off. It didn't.
I have too. BAP thinks all that 4chan-shitposter gobbledygook would scare me off. It didn't.
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, never trust anyone who thinks "300" was a documentary. I'm willin' to bet dollars to dog-biscuits Platner's read Bronze Age Pervert's magnum-opus, "Bronze Age Mindset."
I have too. BAP thinks all that 4chan-shitposter gobbledygook would scare me off. It didn't.
I have too. BAP thinks all that 4chan-shitposter gobbledygook would scare me off. It didn't.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Yeah, I tend to work in a slightly larger scale than 28MM myself... my babies are made with Gunpla, 30 Minutes Label and also MOTU Origins figure-bucks.
With the occasional Figma... like Kuzunoha here in her custom Wind Raider.
With the occasional Figma... like Kuzunoha here in her custom Wind Raider.
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yeah, I tend to work in a slightly larger scale than 28MM myself... my babies are made with Gunpla, 30 Minutes Label and also MOTU Origins figure-bucks.
With the occasional Figma... like Kuzunoha here in her custom Wind Raider.
With the occasional Figma... like Kuzunoha here in her custom Wind Raider.
And the LAST thing we need is some pathetic basement-dwelling feeb who thinks he's a god among insects. We're SLOPPIN' OVER with those.
Have you actually READ "Mein Kampf," "Ride The Tiger" or "Bronze Age Mindset?" Jessie Custer, you have the fuck-mothering floor!
Have you actually READ "Mein Kampf," "Ride The Tiger" or "Bronze Age Mindset?" Jessie Custer, you have the fuck-mothering floor!
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And the LAST thing we need is some pathetic basement-dwelling feeb who thinks he's a god among insects. We're SLOPPIN' OVER with those.
Have you actually READ "Mein Kampf," "Ride The Tiger" or "Bronze Age Mindset?" Jessie Custer, you have the fuck-mothering floor!
Have you actually READ "Mein Kampf," "Ride The Tiger" or "Bronze Age Mindset?" Jessie Custer, you have the fuck-mothering floor!
One would think. Thing is, they're penny-wise and pound-foolish. They spend more time patting themselves on the back over small Ws than doing anything, and their thought-leaders are already eyeing the exits.
In Portland, protesters in inflatable animal-costumes are making ICE look like morons.
In Portland, protesters in inflatable animal-costumes are making ICE look like morons.
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
One would think. Thing is, they're penny-wise and pound-foolish. They spend more time patting themselves on the back over small Ws than doing anything, and their thought-leaders are already eyeing the exits.
In Portland, protesters in inflatable animal-costumes are making ICE look like morons.
In Portland, protesters in inflatable animal-costumes are making ICE look like morons.
BTW, no one is howling for Lars Goldyswole's blood. People stopped giving a shit about this well-sculpted toad before the ink was even dry on his first "HIGH-THUMOS" book, which is really just The Hero's Enchiridion from "Adventure Time" but for assholes.
October 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
BTW, no one is howling for Lars Goldyswole's blood. People stopped giving a shit about this well-sculpted toad before the ink was even dry on his first "HIGH-THUMOS" book, which is really just The Hero's Enchiridion from "Adventure Time" but for assholes.
Meanwhile, his buddy Mencius Moldbug is eyeing the exits.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Meanwhile, his buddy Mencius Moldbug is eyeing the exits.
Once again... the thought-leaders of this cavalcade of fools and madmen are eyeing the exits, and this should be cause for celebration and to redouble the efforts to fight authoritarianism.
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Once again... the thought-leaders of this cavalcade of fools and madmen are eyeing the exits, and this should be cause for celebration and to redouble the efforts to fight authoritarianism.
Luckily, both of these men are idiots. Let me remind you that Trump's brain-trust are already eyeing the exits and think it's all over but the shouting.
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Luckily, both of these men are idiots. Let me remind you that Trump's brain-trust are already eyeing the exits and think it's all over but the shouting.
Which is why I refuse to take them seriously, and remember that one of their thought-leaders is telling his fellow-travelers "You people are idiots, and thanks to your self-congratulatory stupidity it's all over but the shouting."
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Which is why I refuse to take them seriously, and remember that one of their thought-leaders is telling his fellow-travelers "You people are idiots, and thanks to your self-congratulatory stupidity it's all over but the shouting."
Yeah, you are never going to win over those muscle-minded tank-brains. These people are too far gone past the boundaries of sanity.
Seriously? You're willing to break bread with assholes who think "Operation Werewolf" was the coolest thing ever?
Seriously? You're willing to break bread with assholes who think "Operation Werewolf" was the coolest thing ever?
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yeah, you are never going to win over those muscle-minded tank-brains. These people are too far gone past the boundaries of sanity.
Seriously? You're willing to break bread with assholes who think "Operation Werewolf" was the coolest thing ever?
Seriously? You're willing to break bread with assholes who think "Operation Werewolf" was the coolest thing ever?
Fair enough... yeah, I got no time for Lily simps.
I didn't make her into an action-figure fairy-tale villainess as a COMPLIMENT.
I didn't make her into an action-figure fairy-tale villainess as a COMPLIMENT.
July 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fair enough... yeah, I got no time for Lily simps.
I didn't make her into an action-figure fairy-tale villainess as a COMPLIMENT.
I didn't make her into an action-figure fairy-tale villainess as a COMPLIMENT.
Yeah, have a care... you sound like THIS idiot encouraging "Real Men" to leave the dunghills of modern civilization, get swole and suntanned in the mountains, and then descend back into the cities to slaughter the weak and remind "The Sheeple" that they are NOT in control of their own destiny.
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yeah, have a care... you sound like THIS idiot encouraging "Real Men" to leave the dunghills of modern civilization, get swole and suntanned in the mountains, and then descend back into the cities to slaughter the weak and remind "The Sheeple" that they are NOT in control of their own destiny.
Keep 'em in your back pocket... I'm just glad MOST of 'em aren't terminally-online enough to maintain sockpuppets.
Though there are a few that slipped past the nets...
Though there are a few that slipped past the nets...
July 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Keep 'em in your back pocket... I'm just glad MOST of 'em aren't terminally-online enough to maintain sockpuppets.
Though there are a few that slipped past the nets...
Though there are a few that slipped past the nets...
Oh, if they invited Lars Goldyswole, they're gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
Also, "Modern Renaissance Man?" Not by a country mile! He's an immature, preening fantasy-nerd who hit the weight-room and the steroid-needle! And don't get me STARTED on his two idiotic attempts at prose!
Also, "Modern Renaissance Man?" Not by a country mile! He's an immature, preening fantasy-nerd who hit the weight-room and the steroid-needle! And don't get me STARTED on his two idiotic attempts at prose!
July 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh, if they invited Lars Goldyswole, they're gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
Also, "Modern Renaissance Man?" Not by a country mile! He's an immature, preening fantasy-nerd who hit the weight-room and the steroid-needle! And don't get me STARTED on his two idiotic attempts at prose!
Also, "Modern Renaissance Man?" Not by a country mile! He's an immature, preening fantasy-nerd who hit the weight-room and the steroid-needle! And don't get me STARTED on his two idiotic attempts at prose!
Yeah, better to block and have done... or just silently observe.
I'm just glad THIS idiot has thus far stayed far, FAR away.
I'm just glad THIS idiot has thus far stayed far, FAR away.
July 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yeah, better to block and have done... or just silently observe.
I'm just glad THIS idiot has thus far stayed far, FAR away.
I'm just glad THIS idiot has thus far stayed far, FAR away.
I mean, come the fuck ON. There are guys like THIS on the Internet, and you think the big-boned film-critic from the suburbs of Boston is a secret Nazi who wants you dead b/c you've never watched MST3K or "The Thin Man?"
Sounds like a skill-issue, amico mio.
Sounds like a skill-issue, amico mio.
July 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I mean, come the fuck ON. There are guys like THIS on the Internet, and you think the big-boned film-critic from the suburbs of Boston is a secret Nazi who wants you dead b/c you've never watched MST3K or "The Thin Man?"
Sounds like a skill-issue, amico mio.
Sounds like a skill-issue, amico mio.
Ya learn enough about them to make jokes, but indeed... endlessly tracking and mocking the asshole you don't like is a losing proposition.
I almost fell down that rabbit-hole once myself. But at least I came out w/ joke-fodder.
I almost fell down that rabbit-hole once myself. But at least I came out w/ joke-fodder.
July 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ya learn enough about them to make jokes, but indeed... endlessly tracking and mocking the asshole you don't like is a losing proposition.
I almost fell down that rabbit-hole once myself. But at least I came out w/ joke-fodder.
I almost fell down that rabbit-hole once myself. But at least I came out w/ joke-fodder.
Yeah, ya find these idiots all over the planet, not just in "Flyover Country." Ask me about THIS jackass sometime, who prances about the forests outside of Stockholm, Sweden in his Leather Battle Panties like he's Gustavus Adolphus meets Leonidas Of Sparta.
June 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yeah, ya find these idiots all over the planet, not just in "Flyover Country." Ask me about THIS jackass sometime, who prances about the forests outside of Stockholm, Sweden in his Leather Battle Panties like he's Gustavus Adolphus meets Leonidas Of Sparta.