The Wizard Of Snark, Magician Of The Tribunal Of The Imagination
@tribimagin.bsky.social
Media-critic, nerd-wizard, all-around pain in the butt to the forces of evil. Genderfluid/masc, he/they. This Wizard Punches Nazis.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
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And if you can spare the scratch, also consider donating to MY Patreon, where I hope to follow in this great man's footsteps.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
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Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
www.patreon.com/c/guardianso...
Presented without preamble... just... roll this around in your head for a minute.
Why is female joy so terrifying to weirdos and losers?
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Presented without preamble... just... roll this around in your head for a minute.
I'm a day late and a dollar short, but here we go.
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm a day late and a dollar short, but here we go.
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."
File this under "My Kind Of Stupid."
Stumbled across the forgotten ‘70s TV series MONSTER SQUAD on the Roku Channel. It is… very much not good, BUT it’s notable that this intro is the *only* setup and the first episode opens with all the monsters already fighting crime. It is LITERALLY Surf Dracula.
MONSTER SQUAD (1976) Opening Theme & Closing Credits
YouTube video by Tommy Retro's Blast From The Past!
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October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
File this under "My Kind Of Stupid."
Hey, just set up a tip-jar on Ko-Fi, in case you can't swing a monthly donation.
Just another way to Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
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Just another way to Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
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October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey, just set up a tip-jar on Ko-Fi, in case you can't swing a monthly donation.
Just another way to Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
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Just another way to Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
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Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Got some questionable follows lately, so let me spell it out again:
Fuck AI. I do not want it, use it, endorse it, support it, or tolerate it.
I'm a human artist championing human creativity. If you're on board with that, my Lab is open to you.
If not, fuck off into a collapsing star.
Fuck AI. I do not want it, use it, endorse it, support it, or tolerate it.
I'm a human artist championing human creativity. If you're on board with that, my Lab is open to you.
If not, fuck off into a collapsing star.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Couldn't have said it better myself.
"Change your shitty culture!"
...You first, dickweed.
...You first, dickweed.
Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"Change your shitty culture!"
...You first, dickweed.
...You first, dickweed.
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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Hi, first male VTuber and who will be the last of all Vtubers here to tell you:
Make good things.
Get lucky.
Engage with people.
I know it’s hard but the reason why no one knows you exist on the internet has more to do with your output and less to do with the world conspiring against you.
Make good things.
Get lucky.
Engage with people.
I know it’s hard but the reason why no one knows you exist on the internet has more to do with your output and less to do with the world conspiring against you.
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Hi, first male VTuber and who will be the last of all Vtubers here to tell you:
Make good things.
Get lucky.
Engage with people.
I know it’s hard but the reason why no one knows you exist on the internet has more to do with your output and less to do with the world conspiring against you.
Make good things.
Get lucky.
Engage with people.
I know it’s hard but the reason why no one knows you exist on the internet has more to do with your output and less to do with the world conspiring against you.
If this California brat said these words in any dive-bar in the Five Burroughs, he'd get his ass kicked w/ a hearty "YOU DON'T GET TO TALK THAT WAY ABOUT AN OSCAR-WINNER WHO'S WORTH TEN O' YOUR TRUMP-SUCKIN' ASS! And I got somethin' for your asshole boss, too!"
this is the problem with letting men like this get away with saying shit on tv instead of real life. i dare this man to say this shit out loud in any bar on the north shore
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If this California brat said these words in any dive-bar in the Five Burroughs, he'd get his ass kicked w/ a hearty "YOU DON'T GET TO TALK THAT WAY ABOUT AN OSCAR-WINNER WHO'S WORTH TEN O' YOUR TRUMP-SUCKIN' ASS! And I got somethin' for your asshole boss, too!"
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
This site was more fun before the Terminally-Online Robespierres took a break from shouting at Nazis on The Bird-App. Now my timeline is slimed w/ "Let The World Burn, B/c My Commie-Pinko Utopia Was Taken Away By Jeff Bezos."
"T'were a good run, Mr. Squidward... but we both knew it couldn't last."
"T'were a good run, Mr. Squidward... but we both knew it couldn't last."
a sign that says 2 days without nom hangs on a wall
ALT: a sign that says 2 days without nom hangs on a wall
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This site was more fun before the Terminally-Online Robespierres took a break from shouting at Nazis on The Bird-App. Now my timeline is slimed w/ "Let The World Burn, B/c My Commie-Pinko Utopia Was Taken Away By Jeff Bezos."
"T'were a good run, Mr. Squidward... but we both knew it couldn't last."
"T'were a good run, Mr. Squidward... but we both knew it couldn't last."
And if you can spare the scratch, also consider donating to MY Patreon, where I hope to follow in this great man's footsteps.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
www.patreon.com/c/guardianso...
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
www.patreon.com/c/guardianso...
October 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And if you can spare the scratch, also consider donating to MY Patreon, where I hope to follow in this great man's footsteps.
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
www.patreon.com/c/guardianso...
Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.
www.patreon.com/c/guardianso...
"They've got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"They've got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
...Yeah, it's Orko and Dree-Elle. Fight me. >w>
...Yeah, it's Orko and Dree-Elle. Fight me. >w>
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
...Yeah, it's Orko and Dree-Elle. Fight me. >w>
...Yeah, it's Orko and Dree-Elle. Fight me. >w>
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i've had this video saved to my computer since like 2019 and the guy who made it's accounts all seem to have been deleted so repost time babyyyy
October 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i've had this video saved to my computer since like 2019 and the guy who made it's accounts all seem to have been deleted so repost time babyyyy
Never forget, friends... the four words that are every bully's Kryptonite.
"Fuck You, Make Me."
"Fuck You, Make Me."
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Never forget, friends... the four words that are every bully's Kryptonite.
"Fuck You, Make Me."
"Fuck You, Make Me."
Like the man said...
"And now, here it is. Your moment of Zen."
"And now, here it is. Your moment of Zen."
Things like this are exactly why I can’t stop playing Super Robot Wars
October 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Like the man said...
"And now, here it is. Your moment of Zen."
"And now, here it is. Your moment of Zen."
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So... lemme get this straight. Der Orange Fuhrer's 99-Cent Store Gestapo can be confounded and stymied... by some schmuck in an inflatable frog-costume.
...A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF AMERICA! OO-DA-LALLY!
...A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF AMERICA! OO-DA-LALLY!
October 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So... lemme get this straight. Der Orange Fuhrer's 99-Cent Store Gestapo can be confounded and stymied... by some schmuck in an inflatable frog-costume.
...A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF AMERICA! OO-DA-LALLY!
...A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF AMERICA! OO-DA-LALLY!
"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN?
THE SHADOW KNOWS!"
THE SHADOW KNOWS!"
Been working on this for quite some time, but it is finally finished. Cover quality Shadow commission
October 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN?
THE SHADOW KNOWS!"
THE SHADOW KNOWS!"
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
More GI Robot? Yes, please!
James Gunn says G.I. Robot will be coming into live-action but “not necessarily in #Peacemaker Season 2.”
Source: EW | https://ew.com/james-gunn-explains-peacemaker-earth-x-twist-gi-robot-11819862
Source: EW | https://ew.com/james-gunn-explains-peacemaker-earth-x-twist-gi-robot-11819862
September 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
More GI Robot? Yes, please!
If you've never watched "Schlocktober... FIX THAT.
I have a whole Playlist for just these occasions 👍🎃
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
September 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you've never watched "Schlocktober... FIX THAT.