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The Trials of Muppet CK
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An 18+ autobio comic about an adult puppet named CK doing adult things. My target audience is myself and I slay me every time.

⚠️ NOT A SERIOUS CARTOONIST! ⚠️
🪴 Ze/hir for both puppet and creator 🪴
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The Trials of Muppet CK @trialsofmuppetck.bsky.social · May 12
Hi, I'm CK, an aficionado of autobiographical comics, and here today to present my own: The Trials Of Muppet CK!

It's an 18+ casual passion project about a puppet in the trenches of adulthood, dealing with everything that entails.

[ Ze/hir pronouns for Muppet CK and hir creator, please! ]
A traditionally-drawn, digitally-colored comic-book-style cover. A puppet with noodle limbs flees from a bevy of gray, realistically drawn human hands. One of the hands is posed in the traditional duck-bill fisting pose, preparing to enter the puppet with the intent of puppeting hir. The title reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," and a tagline reads "For 18+ audiences."
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying, "Follow for more Life Hacks!" Panel 1: Muppet CK cranes hir neck and looks to the left. Panel 2: CK swivels hir head to look to the right. Panel 3: The coast is clear, so CK takes out a sheet of paper and starts to draw. Ze thinks, "If I draw on the clock, I'm basically getting paid to be a cartoonist!"
June 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. Panel 1: It's a big crowd of all the little CKs that make up Muppet CK's brain. The CK in charge says to them, "Okay, are there any other Mental CKs we don't need around here? There are a lot of you." Panel 2: CK in Charge points to a CK wearing a shirt that reads "Spread those sheets," and says, "You. What do you do?" Spreadsheet CK replies, "I make lists!" CK in Charge says, "Yeah, you're vital to our success." Panel 3: Next, ze approaches two CKs wearing shirts that say "CBT" and "CBT Also." One of them asks, "What about us?" CK in Charge replies, "Don't worry, CBT Twins. CK needs both therapy AND kink." Panel 4: Ze asks yet another CK, "And how about you? What do you do for CK's brain?" That CK replies, "Uhh..." and looks down to read hir shirt. Panel 5: Close-up on the shirt, which reads, "I ❤️ my job which is making CK look up things online ze knows will upset hir." Panel 6: CK sheepishly replies, "...Put away groceries...?"
June 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic strip. Panel 1: A Muppet CK with a picture of a Gulpin on hir shirt says, "Hi! We're all the little CKs that make up CK's brain, like in Teen Titans!" Another CK, wearing a shirt that says "Me Me Big Brain," replies, "You're supposed to say 'like in Inside Out.'" The first CK says, "I don't care." Panel 2: The first CK continues, "I'm Nerd CK, here to love my interests!" Big Brain CK says, "I'm Critical K-thinking. I do a lot of the heavy lifting around here." A third CK, wearing a shirt that says "That's what ze said," chimes in: "I make all the hole jokes!" Panel 3: A CK wearing a shirt with a thumbs-down on it stands in the crowd of CKs and says, "My job is to explain to CK why ze'll never achieve hir goals, ensuring that every moment of peace ze gets feels inevitably unearned." Panel 4: The other CKs now have angry eyebrows and frowns. The one who just spoke shrugs and goes, "...What???" Panel 5: A picture of the sky, with that CK falling down through the clouds like an ejected crewmate in Among Us. The caption reads: "Massive Fucking Bummer CK was ejected."
June 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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#muppetckcomic #holecomix
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying "Hole Comix (trademark)." Panel 1: Muppet CK says, "After having no free time the past couple weeks, it feels weird to be done with everything." Panel 2: CK continues, "It's like I've gotten so used to being puppeted, it feels empty without a hand up there." Panel 3: Zoom out to see Muppet Sadie standing next to CK, looking unsettled. She says, "You... don't need to put it like that." Unfazed, CK bends over to look at hir crotch and says, "You could drive a TRUCK through this gape!"
June 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. Panel 1: Muppet CK's eyes and posture droop as ze tries to do hir job despite fatigue. Ze says, "So... tired..." Panel 2: Seen from behind, CK's back tears open right under hir shoulder with a "rrripp" sound. Ze says, "Oh, come on, ow!" Panel 3: CK exclaims to the heavens, "That's IT! I'm done with life! Put me in the box. I NEED BOX TIME!" Panel 4: CK is now in a box with no lid, hir noodle limbs folded up so ze fits neatly inside. Ze snoozes peacefully.
May 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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#muppetckcomic #linguistics
A black-and-white comic. Panel 1: Muppet CK is on hir computer talking to hir friends. Ze says, "Yeah, my base is still in proggy." A small voice from the computer says, "...In proggy?" Panel 2: CK is watching TV. Muppet Jeff Probst is visible on the TV. CK says, "Omg! It's Survivy time!" Panel 3: CK steps over various objects while Muppet Sadie lovingly looks on. CK says to Sadie, "There's a lot on the floor here so be carefy." Panel 4: In CK's path, an anthropomorphic dictionary and style guide flee from hir in terror, saying "CK's coming! Run for your pages!" and "No 2+ syllable word is safe!"
May 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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#muppetckcomic #9chickweedlane
A black-and-white-comic. Panel 1: Muppet CK says to Muppet Sadie, "I long for us to be overtaken by the travails of deepest, most tremulous passion." Sadie replies, "Huh?? What are you—" Panel 2: Now openly mischievous, CK continues, "My favorite places to fuck are 1) on a diving board, 2) at a restaurant, 3) onstage with a grand piano." Cutting CK off, Sadie cries, "NO! NO STOP IT" Panel 3: Now CK is chasing a distressed Sadie, whose muppet limbs flail behind him as he runs. He screams, "AAAA STOP 9-CHICKWEED-LANE-ING ME" as CK cries, "You can run to the dernier cri, but you can't make me appease its alien will!!!"
May 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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#muppetckcomic #touchgrass
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying, "Tip: Every weather is nice if you're brave about it!" Panel 1: Muppet CK lies face-first in the grass, saying in a muffled voice, "Gnfph fffb." The narration says, "Translation: GOD it feels good to touch grass. Fill my every orifice as I bequeath my being to your green slumber, O Many-Bladed Behemoth of Photosynthesis." Panel 2: A concerned friend tries to get CK's attention, saying, "CK? CK??" CK turns hir face to the viewer and says, "There's grass in my C-Kloaca."
May 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. Panel 1: Muppet CK says, "Dating a streamer can be tough. I can't always tell when she's live." Panel 2: Muppet Sadie sits at his desk with headphones and a mic. CK enters the room, rips off hir pants, and yells, "SADIE I'M HOME. I'm gonna hug you so much you turn flat, roll you into a straw, and drink all my beverages with you so they're SADIE FLAVORED." Panel 3: Still excited, CK begins growling and barking. Off-panel, Sadie says, "Um... I'm on my friend's stream." Panel 4: CK freezes and says "Oh." Sadie continues, "Everyone says hi. Chat wants to know if this is a fetish."
May 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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#muppetckcomic #magicmint
A comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying, "Now in (a) color!" Panel 1 shows CK maniacally gesturing to a huge crayon, saying, "After over two decades, Crayola brought back my favorite color, Magic Mint!" Panel 2: CK runs around outside, saying, "I must hunt down a store that has it! Will I succeed? Who can say??" The background of the title panel, CK's shirt, the crayon, the trees and grass outside, and CK's shoes are all colored Magic Mint green.
May 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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#muppetckcomic #muppetdepression...
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying "Can't be AI-replicated!" Panel 1 shows CK face-down, sprawled out in a messy bed. The narration box says, "It's hard being a muppet with a human soul." Panel 2 is a close-up on the back of CK's still motionless head. Narration continues, "Some days are muppetier than others. It feels like I have no animus to move on my own." Panel 3 shows CK turning over to get out of bed with much struggle. Narration concludes, "Thankfully, there are muppet antidepressants." CK says, "All right I'm up."
May 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. Panel 1: Muppet CK runs to Muppet Sadie. Ze cries, "SADIE!" as Sadie cries, "CK!" Both have big smiles on their faces. Panel 2: Sadie leaps into CK's arms, flinging all her limbs around hir. CK catches Sadie. They both say "YAAY." Panel 3: CK and Sadie's noodle limbs have become hopelessly entangled, wrapping around each other in knots. CK says, "...uh-oh."
May 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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What makes up a Muppet CK? Glad you asked! #muppetckcomic
A diagram titled "Anatomy of a Muppet CK," with notes corresponding to each part of CK's body. The notes read as follows: Moles: Mole #1 and Mole #2 Hair: Short spiky hair WILL go up your nose during hugs and cuddle time. Eyebrows: THICCK BROWS Nose: Nose resembles cube stuck to face. True to IRL nose. Ears: Huge ears may or may not have flight capabilities. Arm: If not consciously operated, limbs flop around like wet noodles. Hand: Classic 3 fingers. Butt: Caked up for NO good reason. Belly: Secretly also caked up here. Crotch: C-Kloaca. Shoes: Clownlike shoes. Caption: Cannot stress enough that I just look like this in real life.
May 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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#muppetckcomic #HasThisEverHappenedToYou
A black-and-white comic. Panel 1: Muppets Sadie and CK are undressed in an intimate context, with CK's naked, featureless muppet body on full display. Sadie asks, "Do you still wanna try fisting?" CK replies, "Yeah, just take it slow." Panel 2: Close-up on CK's C-Kloaca. Sadie slides his hand in with a "pop" sound. Panel 3: Now inside CK, Sadie starts to ask, "Okay, how does that feel, baby—" but the question comes out of CK's mouth instead. Panel 4: Close-up on Sadie's traumatized face.
May 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Patreon? 🫣 #muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying, "fucked up I still have to work, isn't it?" Panel 1: A fired-up CK declares, "Each of these strips has been more explicit than the last, resulting in me showing hole. Well, no longer!" Panel 2: CK continues, "Only Clean Kontent from now o-oh hi, Muppet Sadie." Sadie, a shorter muppet with shoulder-length hair, glasses, and sideburns, smiles up at CK and says "Hi!" Panel 3: Sadie continues smiling up at CK. Now blushing, sweating, and vibrating slightly, CK says in shaky text, "part 2 of this strip will go up on Patreon"
May 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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#muppetckcomic #ckloaca
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying, "Not the first time I've been asked what's in my pants!" Panel 1: A hypothetical reader asks CK, "So... is the place where the hand goes your pussy? Or your ass?" CK cheerfully responds, "Neither!" Panel 2: CK flips onto hir back and spreads hir legs, revealing hir muppet genitalia (censored with a black bar). Ze looks cheekily at the viewer and proclaims, "CKloaca."
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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#muppetckcomic #ckapitalism
A black-and white-comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying "#felt." Panel 1: Muppet CK is at hir job, putting things in boxes. Ze says, "Man, work is really fisting me today." Panel 2: An offscreen person says, "I'm surprised, CK! Don't you avoid phrasing that connotes sexual violence?" CK replies, "No, I mean it literally." Panel 3: Zooming out reveals that as CK works, ze is being puppeted by a hand stuffed all the way up hir hole. The sleeve on the protruding arm reads, "THE MAN."
May 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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#muppetckcomic
A black-and-white comic. The title panel reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," with a little CK face saying "hey I think someone left a finger in here." Panel 1 is an extreme close-up on CK's face, spotlighting vacant eyes and a droopy head. Ze says, "I'm not lazy." Panel 2 reveals Muppet CK slumped over with hir head on the ground, limp and unpuppeted. Ze elaborates: "I just don't have bones."
May 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
trialsofmuppetck.bsky.social
Hi, I'm CK, an aficionado of autobiographical comics, and here today to present my own: The Trials Of Muppet CK!

It's an 18+ casual passion project about a puppet in the trenches of adulthood, dealing with everything that entails.

[ Ze/hir pronouns for Muppet CK and hir creator, please! ]
A traditionally-drawn, digitally-colored comic-book-style cover. A puppet with noodle limbs flees from a bevy of gray, realistically drawn human hands. One of the hands is posed in the traditional duck-bill fisting pose, preparing to enter the puppet with the intent of puppeting hir. The title reads, "The Trials of Muppet CK," and a tagline reads "For 18+ audiences."
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM