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Three cats in a trench coat, sneaking your pastries
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Had an abbreviated but fun time at Pawcon.

🍁🦊 Joules the cross fox’s first outing
✨😻 Mica being sparklecatty as ever

I barely got any photos of my critters, so please let me know if you did! 💜
Joules selfie Mica selfie
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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This naughty sprayer of hazelnut syrup aims very deceptively and got me right in the crotch. Now I get to spend my flight giving off just-nutted vibes.
The espresso machine station at some airport lounge in the lower 48. Three bottles of syrup sit off to the side, their smug nozzles arched to taunt all comers. One sugar-free vanilla would directly poison the author — the other two, caramel and hazelnut — seem benign, even sweet. But are they really?
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Eeee! One of my best and most joy-inducing bad decisions ever. 😆
July 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Autocorrect figured out I’m a cat.
April 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Memories
Atop a yellow moleskin notebook sits a Polaroid picture of Purple Wolf and Mica looking very satisfied with themselves, a green “Hugs OK!” tag, and part of a very cute plush coyote just out of frame. Simple Minds’ “Don’t You Forget About Me” plays in the background.
January 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Purple animalz
Purple Wolf (a brightly colored wolf who, through sheer coincidence and good fortune, happens to be predominantly purple) and Mica (a brightly colored spotty saber lynx who knows he’s 🔥 but still enjoys hearing it) wax philosophical on Pop Tart flavorings.
January 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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I was beside myself tonight.
Two animals, a purple wolf named Purple Wolf and a yellow hyena called Cheddar, pose for the camera on the way to carousing about FC for general mischief. It is rare to see them both simultaneously for some reason.
January 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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I wasn’t able to get the cubicle where I squatted last time I visited this office, so I’m stuck at a comfy non-ergonomic chair with an adequate view.
Looking out the window from a sterile corporate office: a half-consumed half-caf double cappuccino sits on the window ledge with a bit of laptop in frame. Out the window is a cloudless sky with the Space Needle, EMP, Olympic mountains, and Puget Sound taunting from a few short blocks away, just out of reach.
June 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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White stuff in May?!
A husky doing a kermitflail when his native snowy climate appears for a surprise visit
May 5, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Ready to celebrate the lunar heliovore event with some flaming USB shots.
A tiled kitchen counter top sporting a stick lighter and three shot glasses filled with thumb drives. The USB-A tastes dry while the USB-C is a bit earthier with a faintly fruity nose.
April 8, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Magnets and epoxy to the rescue! It was fussy to position things right, but it works so much better now. (In hindsight, Velcro would have been easier to install, but I can’t resist a good magnet.)
Top-down view of case with its seven obstreperous latches taped in the anti-gravity presentation mode while the epoxy sets The tool spread of epoxy, tiny bar magnets, two flavors of tape, and a cardboard tray and chopstick for epoxy mixing The finished product: close up of two latches, one closed with the newly added magnets visible, and one open and hanging delightfully out of the way, enabling normal lid operations to occur unobstructed.
March 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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You face the test of the Gom Jabbar…
A booth situated in an open industrial-hipster cafe area features a chair in front of a black box with a hand-shaped opening. Signs around it taunt “Got 10 minutes? Try our AI powered robot manicures” along with a QR code to book an appointment. No appointment would be necessary, as no nearby human is willingly sticking their hand into the advertised avatar of late-stage capitalism’s gangrenous hangnail, and it is unclear whether any ever have. If one desired a Fyre Festival experience in the form of a manicure, this just might satisfy the urge.
March 6, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Thanks Werner Herzog.

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January 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Meow!
Mica, a brightly polychromatic saber lynx, beckons you for something the locals refer to as “meow”?
January 13, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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Ceci ce n’est pas un escalier
You are standing in a hallway. To the north is a prominently signed door to the stairs. To the east, another door bearing a handwritten sign, proclaiming "not a staircase" with great anguish. Where does it go? Is it even a door? Only the negative case is known.
January 13, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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I’m not sure “1h20 early” is quite the way to characterize this.
Screen shot from FlightAware showing Alaska 1282 as departing PDX and then arriving back at PDX 35 minutes later. It was diverted for an emergency landing after part of the fuselage suffered a midair case of absenteeism.
January 6, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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PSA for anyone making carnivore-style stuffing
Inside-oven shot of a baking sheet lined with foil, dry croutons ("stuffing sushi") spread along the bottom, with an elevated baking rack above it sprawling with bacon. After 400F for 15ish minutes, you get perfect crispy bacon and ready-to-boil stuffing cubes infused with delicious drippings.
November 22, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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Prepare to be slurped!
Purple Wolf coming in for mighty slurpage with tongue
November 5, 2023 at 5:52 AM
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Paw!
Cheddar the hyena beckons you to join for shenanigans
November 4, 2023 at 8:41 AM
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Meow!
A multicolored saber lynx fursuit beckons you salutations in front of an emission of aggressively jejune hotel art
August 26, 2023 at 5:40 PM