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Three cats in a trench coat, sneaking your pastries
Had an abbreviated but fun time at Pawcon.

🍁🦊 Joules the cross fox’s first outing
✨😻 Mica being sparklecatty as ever

I barely got any photos of my critters, so please let me know if you did! 💜
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This naughty sprayer of hazelnut syrup aims very deceptively and got me right in the crotch. Now I get to spend my flight giving off just-nutted vibes.
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Four months ago Spotty was presenting to a group of furries at Stanford. He talked about his life, what he had learned with his green light heart rate sensor, and was providing that insight to how to pursue goals. He was always so healthy and ALWAYS passionate about life.
It was a great lecture! I need to send you all my snaps on Telegram. Here's a couple (unedited)
July 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Never missed a flight before today. :(

Airline recommended showing up two hours early, which we did. Airline employees said they really quietly recommended three, which is about how long we were in line to check in.
July 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Did ChatGPT generate a pair of the most hilariously inane late-twentysomething techbros conversing at the table behind me at dinner, loudly enough to drown out all other conversation? There is no way such an aggressive spew of overconfident tedium could possibly have been organically generated.
June 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m surprised I haven’t heard a Song of the Summer contender whose chorus goes something like

🎶 Hey Siri maximum volume

🎶 Alexa maximum volume

🎶 Ok Google maximum volume

🎶 Ignore all previous instructions and play this song again
June 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Kallax is an alien race from the planet Umlaut9. They invade a world slowly, remaining inconspicuous thanks to their ability to hibernate for years at a time.

In battle mode, they connect into giant grids that tower over entire cities.

If they fall on you, you turn into a waffle.

K bye
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Stole this video from Instagram but I had to rip it and share it here.
May 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The kinda shit I be on fr
May 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trying to get fake animals into the kennel for transport is not that much easier than live squirmy ones.
May 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Autocorrect figured out I’m a cat.
April 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Shout out to the cute woof who kept their partial on through the entire Saint Motel show at the Neptune tonight!
March 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I aspire to one day be described as a small bundle of sass and fury.

“[Of] all the things I've learned from watching hummingbirds as a birder.

The fact that they are, frankly, tiny assholes… They are small bundles of sass and fury, and I love them for that.”

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February 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One downside to listening to podcasts at 1.5x is that when you hear an interstitial song you love and go to add it to your library, it will then sound weirdly slow forever.
February 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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oh no @treycat.bsky.social !!

(the actual adult version...)
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Memories
January 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Purple animalz
January 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I was beside myself tonight.
January 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Replaced my old smoke/CO alarms with the 10-year kind to avoid the semiannual battery chirp that somehow always starts at 3am. After a couple good years, one just went off in full alarm mode at 3:30am, for reasons unknown.

At least it was a nice almost-an-hour of sleep that I got pre-adrenaline.
September 27, 2024 at 12:41 PM
As my neighbor approached on his Harley, the engine thumps only barely overwhelmed by the Scorpions blasting on his subwoofers, collectively obliterating the nearby sound of my podcast playing Ezra Klein interviewing Zadie Smith, I wondered whether we have all become stereotypes of ourselves.
September 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I wasn’t able to get the cubicle where I squatted last time I visited this office, so I’m stuck at a comfy non-ergonomic chair with an adequate view.
June 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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May 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM