You ain’t wrong. Already planning the next visit.

I recently rediscovered them after a 20-year pause, and am pleasantly surprised how well they hold up.

If you actually DO hate cake but like cupcakes, please understand: I do not want to hear from you.

Bonus: Also learn about the tiny Ontario town once known as Rat Portage that's the smallest community to ever win the Stanley Cup and had the shortest reign (just two months) as champions.

I don't condone illegal dumping, but I now have a much improved understanding of the impulse to just biff it into the woods.

311 suggested that if doing that is too inconvenient, I just "store it." Indefinitely, apparently. Like nuclear waste.