Malcolm Henry Emmons
@treslude.bsky.social
Formerly known as "Steve".
I'm an artist/ weirdo from Maine.
My wife owns Nerdcore (tabletop gaming; records; local weird goods including taxidermy, apparel, decor, and art).
I'm an artist/ weirdo from Maine.
My wife owns Nerdcore (tabletop gaming; records; local weird goods including taxidermy, apparel, decor, and art).
The only time I've ever used an oil based paint marker for an entirely legal reason (though definitely not my first time using said art supply) and it exploded on me...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The only time I've ever used an oil based paint marker for an entirely legal reason (though definitely not my first time using said art supply) and it exploded on me...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
There's a very real possibility I'll be starting a new Facebook account soon. Lol.
March 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There's a very real possibility I'll be starting a new Facebook account soon. Lol.
Facebook REALLY DOESN'T want you to post about Musk's email...
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Facebook REALLY DOESN'T want you to post about Musk's email...
Fun fact. Unelected South African Facists Whitehouse email is now public knowledge...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
March 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fun fact. Unelected South African Facists Whitehouse email is now public knowledge...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
It's 1:20 am. You are my phone, dutifully playing Ready To Rumble on Tubi.
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
February 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's 1:20 am. You are my phone, dutifully playing Ready To Rumble on Tubi.
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
Really craving steamed hams.
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Really craving steamed hams.
For the first time, ever, I'm starting to make a home in this pile of muscle and bone.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
For the first time, ever, I'm starting to make a home in this pile of muscle and bone.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
January 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
Punk house. PUNK house. PUNK HOUSE!
January 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Punk house. PUNK house. PUNK HOUSE!
Does it even belong to you if you haven't doodled on it?
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Does it even belong to you if you haven't doodled on it?
Got to spend time with my brother from another mother last night. Brought him a housewarming/divorce present that got us both cackling. It was time full of laughter, crying, and a whole lot of hugs and I'm grateful for it.
Anyways, here's two photos:
Anyways, here's two photos:
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got to spend time with my brother from another mother last night. Brought him a housewarming/divorce present that got us both cackling. It was time full of laughter, crying, and a whole lot of hugs and I'm grateful for it.
Anyways, here's two photos:
Anyways, here's two photos:
50+ yards of thread and SEVERAL HOURS of hand-sewing later, the vest is ready for it's first hand-wash in a LONG TIME.
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
January 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
50+ yards of thread and SEVERAL HOURS of hand-sewing later, the vest is ready for it's first hand-wash in a LONG TIME.
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
Putting a liner in my rotting battle vest to have something to hold it together...
January 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Putting a liner in my rotting battle vest to have something to hold it together...
2 years ago I found this little goblin in the garage.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
2 years ago I found this little goblin in the garage.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
Oh right. This still exists. It's me and two dudes from. Far away so far. Here's some dumb fauxtography.
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh right. This still exists. It's me and two dudes from. Far away so far. Here's some dumb fauxtography.
FAFO Clause is coming to town...
December 3, 2024 at 4:11 AM
FAFO Clause is coming to town...