Malcolm Henry Emmons
@treslude.bsky.social
Formerly known as "Steve".
I'm an artist/ weirdo from Maine.
My wife owns Nerdcore (tabletop gaming; records; local weird goods including taxidermy, apparel, decor, and art).
I'm an artist/ weirdo from Maine.
My wife owns Nerdcore (tabletop gaming; records; local weird goods including taxidermy, apparel, decor, and art).
The only time I've ever used an oil based paint marker for an entirely legal reason (though definitely not my first time using said art supply) and it exploded on me...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The only time I've ever used an oil based paint marker for an entirely legal reason (though definitely not my first time using said art supply) and it exploded on me...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...
There's a very real possibility I'll be starting a new Facebook account soon. Lol.
March 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There's a very real possibility I'll be starting a new Facebook account soon. Lol.
Facebook REALLY DOESN'T want you to post about Musk's email...
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Facebook REALLY DOESN'T want you to post about Musk's email...
Fun fact. Unelected South African Facists Whitehouse email is now public knowledge...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
March 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fun fact. Unelected South African Facists Whitehouse email is now public knowledge...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
newrepublic.com/post/192429/...
I have some regrets about my one am meal choice.... maybe only four hot dogs next time...
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have some regrets about my one am meal choice.... maybe only four hot dogs next time...
It's 1:20 am. You are my phone, dutifully playing Ready To Rumble on Tubi.
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
February 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's 1:20 am. You are my phone, dutifully playing Ready To Rumble on Tubi.
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...
Really craving steamed hams.
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Really craving steamed hams.
Reposted by Malcolm Henry Emmons
For the first time, ever, I'm starting to make a home in this pile of muscle and bone.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
For the first time, ever, I'm starting to make a home in this pile of muscle and bone.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.
39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.
I'm never going back.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
January 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.
Consider this a mental health check in, I think...
I'm starting the day off with 90's shit schlock horror "The Suckling" and Gutalax.
youtu.be/O8kGgtF-C4w?...
I'm starting the day off with 90's shit schlock horror "The Suckling" and Gutalax.
youtu.be/O8kGgtF-C4w?...
GUTALAX - DIARRHERO ( Official videoclip ) 2023
YouTube video by GUTALAXgoregrind
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Consider this a mental health check in, I think...
I'm starting the day off with 90's shit schlock horror "The Suckling" and Gutalax.
youtu.be/O8kGgtF-C4w?...
I'm starting the day off with 90's shit schlock horror "The Suckling" and Gutalax.
youtu.be/O8kGgtF-C4w?...
Punk house. PUNK house. PUNK HOUSE!
January 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Punk house. PUNK house. PUNK HOUSE!
Does it even belong to you if you haven't doodled on it?
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Does it even belong to you if you haven't doodled on it?
Got to spend time with my brother from another mother last night. Brought him a housewarming/divorce present that got us both cackling. It was time full of laughter, crying, and a whole lot of hugs and I'm grateful for it.
Anyways, here's two photos:
Anyways, here's two photos:
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got to spend time with my brother from another mother last night. Brought him a housewarming/divorce present that got us both cackling. It was time full of laughter, crying, and a whole lot of hugs and I'm grateful for it.
Anyways, here's two photos:
Anyways, here's two photos:
More weird/overwhelming Octopus facts to have a weird existential crisis about at 3am, each octopus tentacle can function independently of the brain...
www.popsci.com/science/octo...
www.popsci.com/science/octo...
Why every arm of an octopus moves with a mind of its own
There is ‘an equivalent to a spinal cord running down the center of every single arm.’
www.popsci.com
January 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
More weird/overwhelming Octopus facts to have a weird existential crisis about at 3am, each octopus tentacle can function independently of the brain...
www.popsci.com/science/octo...
www.popsci.com/science/octo...
50+ yards of thread and SEVERAL HOURS of hand-sewing later, the vest is ready for it's first hand-wash in a LONG TIME.
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
January 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
50+ yards of thread and SEVERAL HOURS of hand-sewing later, the vest is ready for it's first hand-wash in a LONG TIME.
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).
Watching people in 2025 pretend that their "dignity" or "self-respect" (non-existent in their photos) are the reasons they won't live an authentic life...
I'm not saying dress like me.
I'm saying "dignity" and "self-respect" aren't worth the hassle, man.
Song of the day:
youtu.be/AWUYnWDgDUA?...
I'm not saying dress like me.
I'm saying "dignity" and "self-respect" aren't worth the hassle, man.
Song of the day:
youtu.be/AWUYnWDgDUA?...
Dead Kennedys - Halloween
YouTube video by Hewish
youtu.be
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Watching people in 2025 pretend that their "dignity" or "self-respect" (non-existent in their photos) are the reasons they won't live an authentic life...
I'm not saying dress like me.
I'm saying "dignity" and "self-respect" aren't worth the hassle, man.
Song of the day:
youtu.be/AWUYnWDgDUA?...
I'm not saying dress like me.
I'm saying "dignity" and "self-respect" aren't worth the hassle, man.
Song of the day:
youtu.be/AWUYnWDgDUA?...
Putting a liner in my rotting battle vest to have something to hold it together...
January 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Putting a liner in my rotting battle vest to have something to hold it together...
2 years ago I found this little goblin in the garage.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
2 years ago I found this little goblin in the garage.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.
Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.
Reposted by Malcolm Henry Emmons
The proofs for our new book The Remainders came in, and I only made one egregious error with the files! A new PR!
They look great otherwise, can't wait to get them sent out
#indiecomics
They look great otherwise, can't wait to get them sent out
#indiecomics
January 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The proofs for our new book The Remainders came in, and I only made one egregious error with the files! A new PR!
They look great otherwise, can't wait to get them sent out
#indiecomics
They look great otherwise, can't wait to get them sent out
#indiecomics
Oh right. This still exists. It's me and two dudes from. Far away so far. Here's some dumb fauxtography.
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh right. This still exists. It's me and two dudes from. Far away so far. Here's some dumb fauxtography.