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Tree Wishes
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Because the first true don’t count.
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I’m sorry. It’s not even mid July! Nobody wants this.
Board outside a sandwich shop touting their Fall Harvest Salad. On July 10.
July 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Visited the Chicago Botanic Garden for the first time and really wanted this particular blue ball cap. Turns out it was only available to members so I was ready to shell out for a membership - and was then informed this one is only for renewing members. No hat for me, a membership lost for them.
A blue ball cap under the page header “Gift choices when you renew online”. Front says CHicago Botanic Garden with their new logo. Not shown is text on the back of the hat that says “Plants. People. Planet.”
May 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The preamble to the US Constitution is actually a pretty good guide. Sad that they keep forgetting the “promote the general welfare” part. If you leave that out, it’s not that great. #uspoli
We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
March 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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It’s come to this. “Build your own existential crisis with this Lego ‘This is Fine’ set”
An article titled “Build your own existential crisis with this Lego ‘This is Fine’ set” and a photo of a Lego kit with a cute dog in crisis surrounded by flames.
February 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Possibly the most disturbing art I’ve ever seen in a hotel room.
Four poorly hung photographs, nothing is aligned. They are closeups of flower parts but not the sexy ones. Spiky. Ugly. Horrid.
January 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
In this house, we believe in the ideals of Starfleet (but the prime directive is more of a suggestion). We look forward to a post-scarcity economy (but transporters are murder machines). NOW HIT IT.
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Yuletide next year!
“Meet Pull-Ups’ new anthropomorphic characters, Terd and Ureen.” With a poop emoji.
December 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Really, don’t
Dead dove - you know exactly who you are and everyone who meets you knows exactly what they're getting into (because you've been burned before and feel the need to scare people away with your bluntness)
December 9, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Late(ish) to the party, but overall pretty happy with what Bluesky is becoming!
#605,144 to Bluesky
September 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Sky is on fire tonight! So red such sunset
Red sky over blue water
August 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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Duolingo, no. Just stop.
Die fettarme Butter schmeckt genauso gut. The low-fat butter tastes just as good.
May 5, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Kermit is ready for the rest of the week. “I HAVE MY UMBRELLA, MY FLIP FLOPS, MY MITTENS. MY SUNTAN LOTION, MY WINTER COAT, MY SUNGLASSES, MY THERMALS, MY ICED TEA, AND MY HOT CHOCOLATE!”
February 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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A bag of Kirkland brand rolled oats
December 3, 2023 at 3:19 PM
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Speculating on whether we’ll get shutdown snow this year in DC. Turns out R tracks it! Last one was 7+ years ago. We may be due…
September 16, 2023 at 2:08 PM